Lovely_Chest's Bar

The Clitoris
1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream
Cherry
Layer in shot glass.

Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua
Whipped cream
Top with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow

Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect

Deep Throat
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal

Flaming Blue Fuck
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
Set on fire and drink through a straw

Orgasm
1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
Layer the drink

Sit On My Face
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua
Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua

Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
Milk or Cream
Stir or whip

Cowboy Cocksucker
1 part vodka
1 part bailey's
1 part Kahlua
Topped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands.

Peirced Nipple
1 part Sambuca
1 part Baileys
1 part Goldschlager
In a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome.

Long drinks

Between The Sheets
1 oz. Brandy
1 oz. Triple sec
1 oz. Light Rum
Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass

Creamy Bush
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
Combine in rock's glass

Dirty Mother
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. Kahlua
Stir in highball glass

Flaming Orgasm
1 Beer
1 shot Bacardi 151
Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam

Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
Coffee
In coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

Get Laid
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Raspberry schnapps
Pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice
Stir in highball glass

Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum
1 part Triple sec
2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice
(if no cherry - Hairy Slut)
(if ice blended in- Frigid Hairy Virgin)
(if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch)
Serve over ice with a cherry

Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
Coffee
Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional)

Kiss In The Dark
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cherry brandy
1 oz. Dry Vermouth
Stir with ice, strain into highball glass

Mother Fucker
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Rum
1 oz Kahlua
Hope you enjoy.

Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof
Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug

Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice
Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice

Rearbuster
2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
Cranberry juice
Stir in highball glass

Screaming Orgasm
Equal parts-
Rum
Vodka
Bourbon
Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more

Sex On The Beach
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
(add 1 part Vodka - ...With A Friend) (add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk)
Stir in highball glass

Strawberry Stripper
Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1 oz. Triple sec
Pour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple sec - do not stir

Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice
Stir in highball glass

Virgin
1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

The 'Screw' Drinks
Here is how to add things together to get the various screw drinks:

Basic Screw
1 part Vodka
Orange Juice
Stir in highball glass over ice

Fuzzy
add 1 part Peach Schnapps

Slow
add 1 part Sloe Gin

Comfortable
add 1 part Southern Comfort

Up Against The Wall
float a splash of Galliano on top

With A Kiss
float a splash of Amaretto on top