Erin McPherson
That bitch moved to Berkeley, and left me all alone in Chico. Besides from being
selfish enough to want a decent education, she is also intelligent, reads like a fish, is
a total sweetheart, she's patient, modest,
and she never has a bad word for anyone who doesn't deserve it... Watch out, though, she
gets a little crazy when Criss-Cut fries are mentioned.
Brad Boswell
Brad, Brad, Brad… Brad is a muddle of contradictions. He is athletic, yet he watches DBZ; has more money than I will ever see in my lifetime, yet cheap (except when it comes to his girlfriend); and though he is outwardly arrogant and cold, he is a real sweetheart once you get to know him. Strange as it may sound, I think Brad is the person I most easily trust, and he even though we weren’t super good friends when he lived in Chico, I really miss the guy. (I better stop before all of this goes to his head, though… who knows what would happen to his hair if it did?) Picture
Andy Nissan
Like myself, Andy has the unfortunate circumstances of going to Butte while everyone else is away at real college. Andy and the aforementioned Erin are twitter-painted. It’s really cute, even if I feel the cavities forming when I watch them. At any rate, Andy apparently knows how to treat a woman (“I don’t understand how anyone can have two girlfriends at one time. They’re so expensive!”—Andy) so I thoroughly approve of him for Erin. Besides that, Andy is just cool in a way that no one that doesn’t know him can fully appreciate, so I’ll simply say that Andy is pretty neato… and he has THE greatest gobble.
Heather Hogan
Heather! Girl Power, Dude! Heather, Master of Male Manipulation… Okay, Heather and I aren’t very close friends, but Heather is just cool and I’m going to visit her and get to know her better, darn it. And we’re gonna get DRUN—I mean, um… we’re going to be very responsible together.
Jimmy Leek
I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, but Jimmy is the archetypal pizza delivery guy. He’s got the run down pick-up, the glasses, the anime fetish, the computer… the list goes on. More than anything, Jimmy has the crappy job and lives in an insanely dull town (Bakersfield, folks) and we understand each other. Picture
Darron Ransbarger
Ahh, my buddy Darron. He’s a lot of the things a man should be… motivated, kind, intelligent and he thinks, he is devoted, total sweetie, and you can say that he’s always there for you, even if he lives in Davis. His sense of humor is a little scathing, and a teensy bit shocking, but the scandal is easily overlooked and he’s just a fun guy to talk to. Cam Picture
Ben Fojas
I have a lot of things that I could say about Ben. I'll try to restrain myself. Ben is wonderfully intelligent and delightful. He recently whacked off the vast majority of his hair and lost about 30 lbs, so he looks like a prophet, but who cares. He's still the same great guy. We have had our difficulties, but for the first time in years we can see the tracks and we might get somewhere on them eventually.
April Pomada
April... The Original Master of Male Manipulation, Wielder of the Plastic Spoon, and one of the kindest and sweetest people I know. You gotta love the smile and adventure of that girl, that is for sure. She is probably online this very second... check #lottapomada. Cam Picture
Ruth Alderson
Ordinarily, I would have listed Ruth more towards the top of the list, since she is one of my best and oldest friends, but I feel slighted since I am not on the top of her list anymore. Ruth has her own web page, which has somewhat inspired mine. However, even with all the time she spends on her computer, she never manages to send anyone personal e-mails, and she doesn’t talk too much about anything besides Di-Phi, so that is all I’m going to say about her.
David Zimmerman
You know, I am not really sure if I spelled "Zimmerman" entirely correctly... Sorry! David is a great guy, even if he moved to Arizona and left us. He is a newer member of "the group", but I'm sure that over the summer he will be a main attraction, 'cause he's just that cool. Picture
Makoto Furukawa
Hey, it's my buddy from NE! He's a real sweetheart, honestly, one of the nicest guys I know. He sent me coffee, and I am eternally indebted. He's a grad student at UNL, getting his PhD in chemistry. He has a great sense of humor, but he's a little too hard on himself, I think. Then again, I've never met him in person.Cam Picture
Delores Sawyerr
Oh, my god, I could talk forever about Delores. She's my fellow crew leader at Burger King, she never sleeps, and she has the most adorable kid. She's just hilarious... her quotes are on my BK page. She is one of the most understanding people I know, having been through a lot in her X amount of years, and a total sweetheart. Delores, girl, I got your love right here!
Khamla Ye
Okay, Khamla should be on this page, too. I mean, we have gone through a lot together and he's still the same great guy. I can't be his partner in life, though, and that's why we aren't together, but I guess I still love the guy, in a different way.
Matt Graybiel
Here's another of my BK buddies... Matt is painfully shy and scared of people. He's also pretty crazy. But I've been getting to know him, and he's sweet, kind, gentle, intelligent, and educated, and that goes a long way towards being a great person to be around.
Chrisanna Gustafson
Chrisanna is one crazy mofo... she's a party animal, total sweetie, a smart kid, my pet opener. She was recently voted Best Table Dancer at frat parties... I was the runner up.
Russ Hall
This boy is full of energy and fun. I've been hanging out with him, and it's a combination of a relaxing time and a wrestling match... Watch out, this boy bites.
