As The Burger Flips...

Rejected Kid's Club Toy Items

• Scissors and "You Can Cut Your Own Hair" manual
• Pet Rock
• Flavored Legos
• Plug-in Electric Toy Boat
• Viagra
• Baby's First Taxadermy Kit
• Communist Manifesto Coloring Book

Ten Ways to Drive Rich Crazy

1. Always grab the first thing you see, whether or not there is an open box right next to it.
2. Always leave a mess for someone else to clean up.
3. Always try to talk to a manager right at 4:00, when he is trying to change drawers.
4. Never call in more than 5 minutes before your shift.
5. Once you arrive late, ask for a visor and nametag that you forgot at home.
6. Once you get your hat and visor, complain that you have to go home early, and ask for some aspirin for your hangover.
7. Squish the Whoppers so that they are only an inch tall, so they are easier to wrap.
8. Tell everyone about your underwear.
9. Never clean a bathroom belonging to the opposite sex.
10. Two packages of ketchup really means a handful.

The People at My Burger King

aka The Noo-Noo
or The Tyrant
Rich is "El Supremo" at our Burger King... and he still managed to set the fryers on fire. Shame.
Quoteable Quotes:
"Threesome? Nobody would want to have a onesome with her!"

aka Dipsy
Quoteable Quotes include:
"Bless you, my child."
"Knock it off, ya sicko!"
"Can I get some love?"
"Then I started cheatin on him!"
"Wai-wai-wait!"
"Man, I'm not trying to stay here until two thirty!"

aka Bunny
What can I say? She gets all the men... the employees, the radio station, people who come through the drive through... There's Just Something About Jenni.
Quoteable Quotes:
"Hashbrowns! I mean, front cash!"

aka Shannon
Quoteable Quotes:
"Emily!!!!!!!"

aka Tinky-Winky
Quoteable Quotes:
"Wait, I know why I've been so uncomfortable all day. It's because I'm wearing a G-String and boxer-briefs at the same time!"

Quoteable Quotes:
"Front cash!"
"It's spittin' out there."

aka Wonderboy
Quoteable Quotes:
"Yup Yup!"
"Sounds like dill pickle"
"Yeppers!"
"Nopers!"
"Spank you very much!"
"I'll do you a favor, give me some money, and I'll let you touch my sack!"

aka Po... as in Police

aka Hot Lips

aka Skippy

aka Laa-Laa
For those of you who haven't figured it out, this is me : )
Quoteable Quotes:
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Mexican!"