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Email me | Main PageTop Ten Things to Say to a White Person
- Oh wow, I really love your hair! Can I touch it?
- What's your feeling about the river boat casino? Do they help your people, or are they just a short term fix?
- What's the meaning behind the square dance?
- Do you live in a covered wagon?
- Where's your powdered wig and knickers?
- Funny, you don't look white.
- I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts (Order of the Bullet)
- I'm part white myself, you know.
- How much white are you?
- and...My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-american princess
Top Ten Signs your Medicine Man is a Scam Artist
- He tries to sell you your own personal mile of the Red Road
- You begin to suspect his traditional herbal medicine is really just crushed up Tylenol from IHS
- His Sundance is sponsored by Frito-Lay
- Suddenly, all his ceremonies seem real familiar after you watch the movie "Billy Jack" again
- The only tribal nation he is affiliated with is Donation
- Rich ladies from California are convinced he needs a different colored 1999 4x4 truck for each of the 4 directions
- Not only does he have a website, but the address is www.sellout.com
- The only thing in his pipebag is a portable credit card machine
- In order to attend one of his sweats, you need to contact Ticketmaster first.
- and...His sacred white buffalo reeks of spray paint
