Drinking Game

Ok, once again, most of this is just a joke. If you take this in the least bit of seriousness, then you are, to quote Dan Akroyd, "an ignorant slut". Oh my, I've just said a bad word. :) Point is, to take this seriously is to have no sense of humor at all. I say this because I actually have gotten nasty e-mails about this. Argh. It's a joke!!

HOW TO PLAY THE SAVAGE GARDEN DRINKING GAME

Gather friends (Savage Garden fans if possible. Otherwise they'll be bored to death) around TV set. Take out a bunch of magazines and CDs. Place drinks within easy reach. Alcoholic beverages are funnier, but since I know 90% of the Savage Garden fans are underage, don't mess up, okay? Remember that regular drinks can be funny too. Don't spill any drinks on the Savage Garden magazines. The owner will kill you. Watch TV or read magazines, and drink when instructed. In case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always go on the side of drinking. Got it? And away we go!

Once again, this is my own psychotic opinions here on all things Savage, so please do not be offended! I do NOT want to see any bad messages in my e-mail box due to this...leave it in the guestbook. And for the record, I do not think Darren OR Daniel are gay!

However, when presented with the notion of bisexuality...I'm kidding! TAKE ONE SIP IF:

Daniel doesn't talk in interviews

Darren has a camera close-up

There are models in their videos (too many if you ask me)

Darren is sweating

Darren and/or Daniel is/are wearing eyeliner (2 sips is he/they look really gay with it)

Darren gets REALLY into the performance (i.e.: crotch grabbing, (it was quite traumatic for me to see that...) erratic dancing, erratic ANYTHING...)

They say they're not a "boy band"

If either of them thank their fans more than once

TAKE ONE GULP IF:

You've called Anna Maria and Nicole (the touring backup singers) bitches (did I say that? I'm so evil!), either at the TV or at pics of them (take 2 gulps if you've said it within their earshot! And I have accomplished this, at a concert last Aug.! Regrets are rampant, though.)

Anna Marie and Nicole look like sluts

Darren acts like a complete moron (and don't any Darren fans out there tell me he hasn't done this!)

If Darren vougues (check "Break me Shake me" vid for this one)
If Daniel is hidden behind a keyboard or guitar

If Darren or Daniel act impossibly gay!

If Darren wears that coat that makes him look like the nutcracker (you know, that huge black one with the front design)
DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT IF:
Anna Maria and Nicole are decently dressed

If Daniel actually says something (drink everything at a neighbor's house if it is very intelligent

If it looks like Darren ISN'T trying to make out with the microphone

If they actually mention their touring drummer's name (who is that guy? I keep forgetting his name)

If you find out who Adolfo Doring actually is (besides being their main video director)

If you can actually find a good, decently-priced piece of merchandise in the United States

If you can actually find a good, decently-priced piece of merchandise anywhere

If Darren has a clean shave (no stubble or sideburns)

If you can actually see Darren's wife or Daniel's girlfriend at a show or anywhere else

If you hear a decent rumor, one that might be true

If Darren and Daniel aren't wearing anything tight
If they're not wearing designer stuff
If Darren and Daniel aren't wearing anything!

If you have any to add to this, tell me.