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Hey hows it going everybody?? I havnt done much to my page lately but I think im gonna start working on it ok so expect an update soon. Please while you are here visit all my pages. Many have changes but some dont. The link at the top of my page leads to a dedication for my best friend who was killed in a car accident. Please read it if you have the time. Aight well please sign my guest book or my slam book.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a
piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,
it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry. Then again, if Bud's made from water, why is it dry?