Real Classified Ads

Taken from internet advertisements

It is a mixture of sadness and humor to see how many irresponsible types of breeders present their dogs for sale. A litter becomes a liter. Purebred becomes pure bread. Brindle becomes brendle or brendal. It kind of goes downhill from there. If this folks can't spell even the most basic terms involved in breeding and Boxers, they probably shouldn't even be breeding.

Hi I have 1 mail 2 femail for sale boxer they are 8 week old on the 26 of this month they have ckc paper mother and father are here 200 each they had there shot abbeville sc29620

I did not realize the post office was breeding Boxers

brindle /dark mark/white sliced
fawn blackmash/whiteslice girl

How one advertisement described their pups - sliced and diced?