The story of Kriss Kross Walters
This is the story of Kriss Kross Walters. A humble man, he was born on a farm in the rural community of Ridgecrest, CA. Everything in his life was great until the day he joined a Puerto Rican street gang. It was all downhill from there. Kriss Kross is on the right with the other members of his posse, Stevie "Wonder" Marcks (on the left) and Anal Jesus (in the middle).
This is JAAmie of the JAA page, relaxing after Kriss Kross gave her a good old fashion rogering.
Even the gentle pelicans of Santa Barbara fall prey to this monster
This crab didn't pay off his bets, so the mafia had us eat him
Truly, the Greatest American Hero