Here are a list of some of the things that PISS ME OFF most:
* Diaper Changing "stations" in men's rooms - this is most certainly an abomination, and should be illegal.
* People who prounounce "M's" and "P's" without closing thier lips. What kind of a lazy fuck do you have to be not to annunciate your words properly? Here's a hint: what you're saying isn't so important that you have to get it out so quick as to prounounce a P as if it were a V. Get the rocks out of your mouth.
* Parents with a since of entitlement - The "Village" doesn't care about the mess you've created for yourself. In fact, the Village HATES you! Stay home. Nobody is obligated to smile politely or put up with the havoc that you and your "brood" wreak.
* Shoes with "rollers" on the heels. Who's the idiot who thought this one up? As if the little shitbags weren't annoying as all hell in the first place, they actually have to INVENT shit like this that takes thier annoyance threshold to a NEW LEVEL?
* Cruelty to Animals - people who mistreat and abuse animals should be locked up for good - even if the offenders are juveniles. It should be a FELONY.
* People who use cell phones in public - these people are so obnoxious. Not only do they have to talk at the top of thier lungs, but from their conversations they must have the most pointless lives you can imagine. Which brings me to the next group of shitheads:
* People who jabber away in a foreign dialect in public places. Whoooooo.. this is CERTAINLY an abomination. Again, these assholes have to talk real loud and real fast. This, by the way, is ILLEGAL AS HELL to do in the workplace. Come on people, if you're going to live in this country, speak ENGLISH. You'll be respected and accepted more. We cannot respect or accept you if you're trouncing on our culture and our heritage.
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