"Hey everybody, Penthouse printed my letter WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

HUUUUUUMMMMMMM Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Clinton.

"Follow me Janite, hurry up before I change my mind."

Here President Clinton meets with Brazilian President Cardozo and thanks his

country for inventing the thong bekiny.

And here we see Hilary Rodam Clinton recieving an honorary deploma from

the University of Complete Dinial.

During a Pentagon Briefing, Defense Secretary William Cowan feels a questioner

from his penis, who wants to know whatever happened to Jenny Paterson?

More than Tipper, more than environment, more than the internet, Al Gore

loves his blanky.

Weither he's speaking about the economy, the environment, or school reform,

Gore's interpreted for the death simply signs he wants your money over and over.

Here we see the Pope realizing he just started mass with the words

"Lick your smackers here come the crackers."

"Senator Bradley, we were wondering when you played for the Knicks

did....., did you ever see Willis Reed naked?"

When you pass through Gobblers Notts, West Virginia, Corkey and Slim Michell

would remember the make and model of your car and talk about it for days.

After his defeat in this week's election, out going Israeley Prime Minister Benjamin

Netin Yahoo raised eyebrows when he blamed the problems Israel on the Jews.

Also this week Chinese President Shing Shaman got a great deal on some

aluminum siding.

Gary's favorite part of giving piggy back rides was when the strangers balls

would rub up againest the back of his neck.

Speaking to graduates of the Berkley School of Music in Boston this week,

David Bowe had an unexpected acid flash back and spent an hour imagining

he was a billy-goat.

As Joint Chiefs Chairman General Henry Shelton explained how blowing up

a country was a lot like making love to a beautiful lady, Defense Secretary

William Cowan couldn't help thinking but Shelton was one taco short of

a combo plate.

Gordin would go down in history for being the only man to be thrown out

of the PHANTOM MENACE line for creeping everybody else out.

AND FINALLY,

"You wanna know what the force is? it's my cock,

are ya happy now?"