Bill Clinton had some bad luck this week when he throw a ball for his dog

Buddy to chase and instead beaned a Chinese diplomat on the head.

"Mr. President, would you stop bombing Yugoslavia if Hilary would let you

screw around again?"

Here we see NATO Allies taking responisibity for the accidental bombing.

Halfway through his war, President Clinton realized that the troops knew it was

all bull**it.

Hilary Clinton and Robert Robin joke about how Bill hasn't had any action for months

and months but Bill doesn't seem to find it very funny.

And here Hilary tells a Native American Woman about her life at the White House

with her husband Big Chief Shag A Lot.

Advisors to Al Gore's 2000 Presidental Campaign are concerned about the Vice

President's Recent habit of greating supporters by saying "Don't look at me, I'm hidious."

While touring a Jersey City Construction site nearly an hour after breakfest, a hunger induced

halusination caused House Speaker Dennis Haster to mistake the local Mayor's hand for a

freshly baked bear claw and bite it off at the wrist.

And here we see a group of Republican Presidental hopefuls, from left to right they are

White Guy nobody has heard of. Creepy Rich White Guy. Token Black Guy.

Goofing looking White Guy. Worn out Chick who's husband takes Viagra and

Pasty face religious finatic. BEST OF LUCK.

Every week for more than ten years, the Pope played the same numbers in the Vadican

lottery except this week, he did the quick pick, and guess what happened?

Although he tries to ignore it, lately the Pope has grown tired of his brother Mel who runs

the family shoe business, trying to out Pope him at every turn.

Staffers admit they have no idea how a man as sick and as drunk as Boris Yeltsin can balance

on a soccer ball for up to ten minutes.

Like a squirrel saving nuts in his mouth, Yeltsin always keeps three shots of stooley in his cheeks.

Here we see Egyptian President Hosny Nobarnic apoligizing to Palisian Leader Yaso Airaphat

for his high speed ceiling fan.

"Go Moesha, Go Moesha, Go Moesha, Go Moesha."

No one every believes Morty when he comes out of the bathroom and says

he's washed his hands.

And during the Vice President's Campaign stop at Han's Electronics in New Hampshire,

A crest fallen Ed Han's notices scribbed on the back of Al Gore's hand, the words

"Don't forget to thank that dosh bag Ed Hans."

Little Peepa's owner had no children.

Dr. Chan's call for a yurin sample from each patient would have made more

sense if he didn't work at Lense Crafters.

AND FINALLY,

"Hey, C'mon, Can't the Commander and Chief take 3 American heros to a stripe

club without everybody making a big deal about it?"