Feminists are said to be outraged by the gestgure Bill Clinton

made on his trip to Mexico when he couldn't come up with a spanish

word for older woman.

In an uncomfertible moment for Bill Clinton, a man holds up the presidental

pen and says "I wonder where this has been".

During a program celebrating the 90th anniversary of the NWAA CP, Clinton

makes a mental note to hit on more black women.

"Hey, forget the American people, can you believe what she let me get away with".

Here we see Senator Patrick Layhe wondering where it's written that all bold guys

must be friends.

This week, Linda Trip nearly stormed off the Larry King show when the host kept

referring to her as Dam Edna.

Mesha tried to sell the concept of his cocktail party that it was so bad that it was good

but nobody was buying.

Jerry Falwell was presented with a Tela Tubbie this week as Falwell then told the whole

congregassion that the man next to him was gay, the stage was gay, his tie was gay, everybody

was gay gay gay gay gay.

"Hey you, I heard what you said and that man happens to be my husband, and I don't appreicate,

OH F*** IT, your right."

When Suzzy showed up at the board meeting with shorter, lighter, colored hair style, Walter made

a mental note to change the wig on the doll back at his house.

(Dennis Miller) = "That's the creepiest joke I've ever told."

Those unfamiliar with Ockmades language and daminer would never guess he was simply saying that

the buzzer doesn't work, I'll be right down.

"I'll just leave these on the table then Senator Kennedy, you can pay me when you wake up".

Here we see Philadelphia's Liberty Bell which is only rung on special occations like the Visintenal

or when Rick Pordeno brings his kid all the way from Cleveland and jumps the ropes and starts

banging on it like the dimented mook he is.

Melo kept dreaming that he heard a loud blaring car horn but everytime he woke up, it stoped.

Lonny was powerless againest the urge to urine on things he didn't understand.

Here we see an exibit at the new American Commerce Museum called LAWYERS.

AND FINALLY,

Here President Clinton wonders why they call'em head phones when they haven't once

given him head.