Thumbs up on those ta ta's sister.

Here we see President Clinton and his

dog buddy playing with the only ball they

have left between them.

"Rain drops keep fallon on my head, humm head".

And here we see President Clinton sticking close to Hilary

on the outside chance that she has put land mines in the

backyard.

And on monday Hilary Clinton was asked by the President

of the organisation for the women to be seated as scanned 2

minutes in to her keno address entitled F*** all men.

Though his bishops were finally able to talk him out of it, insiders

say that Pope had planned to greet President Clinton with a swift

wack in the nuts.

"You know back in the vadican we have a word for fellows like you,

tail crazy."

"Hey, kids Vice President Al Gore here with a message, don't do drugs,

well gotta go bye bye."

So George Washington was asked Did you chop that cherry tree down and

George looked his father in the eye and said "Define Choped".

Leaving the Senate wash room as someone else was about to enter Senator Fred

Tomson tries the old stand bye blame it on Strom Thermon.

And as Senator Trent Loot blindly groops his backside to give him a wedgy, former

President George Clinton er George Bush was glad he decided to free ball it that day.

House Prosicuter Bill Mcolumn reminds reporters it's not about sex, it's about me not

having sex.

This week U.S. Senator Carl Leaven held Senate impeachment trial jurors in wraped

attention with a 27 minute long objection which began with the words,"You wanna here

about a blow job, I'll tell ya about a blow job."

"Wait, did I say Al Gore? I meant Dan Quail, I'm Dan Quail and I want to be your

next President."

Roashnesh in the rear right didn't know his mask was on upside down and passed out

soon after this picture was taken.

Perhaps insecure, Barbara couldn't sit through any television show featuring an actrative

actress without labeling her a h***.

When farmer Dobson unlocked the door and began to shout upsinitys at him, Steve made a

mentle note to complain to the editors of the Bed and Breakfest Guide.

2 Please for Shakespeare and Lowe.

All Dwayne knew was that he gave the kids his new set of 60

pack of magic marks and then took a nap.

AND FINALLY,

Pope John Paul the II always likes the special treat

when he gets to go to El Toreto on his birthday.