Here we see President Clinton - as his rare deep

reflective moment of genuine regret disspointment

and pain is interrupted the mental image of a topliss

dolly pardin operating a jack hammer.

Message recieved Hilary, Could you at least let the

left one go now?

What do mean you'll consider'in part'in me?

F***!! you Al.

Not helping the president's credibility as his

new press sectratary Joe Lockheart habit of

in the middle of briefing waving to people he

knows  and yelling YOU WHO!!

Here we see Judicary Committee Chairman Henry Hide

standing as close to Ted Cople as his hard on for the

president will allow him.

As he walks toward the senate chambers chief Justice

William Rangquist wishes that just once an air vent in

the floor would blow his robe up like Marolyn Monroe's

dress.

As long as Trent Loot answered the question senate

democratic leader Tom Doshal felt he wasn't the one

bragging.

Shake huummm!! Chocolate Shake?

At the house and senate all swearing in

now involves placing your hand on leather

bond collection of Husler Magazines.

Ed Shaffers effectiveness as Govoner of

North Dekota is severly compromised by his

habit of beginning every conversation with

the phraise I DONE A BAD THING.

Gosh lefty, what do we do with this budget suplus?

I don't know righty, maybe govoner Davis can help us?

As Senator Paul Wellstone outlines his reasons for dropping

out of the presidental race in the year 2000, Senator Tom Harken

thinks to himself well, it can't be because doesn't have a great ass.

British Prime Minister - Tony Blars wife Sharey is the kind of white person

who feels compeled to laugh histarically everytime a black person says

something even slightly amusing.

Sometimes Raymond passed the long lonely hours in the Sizmaic lab by

reading Penthouse magazine with the ricture scale wires hooked up to his

balls.

It was days before Airport security realized that Rupert had been murdered.

Parents at Souryer Middle School began to suspect that there girls soccer couch

cared more about winning than having fun.

Every year Tommy would climb inside the giant snowman and yell SUCK MY

CARROT to people who walk by.

AND FINALLY

Hilary Hunny, I promise I'll never do it again.