• 1 elephant
• Brown gravy
• Salt and pepper
• 2 rabbits (optional)

1. Cut elephant into bite sized pieces which will take you about two months.
2. Cover with brown gravy.
3. Cook over a charcoal pit for about four weeks at 465°.

Serves approximately 3,800 people.

If more people are expected then you may add two rabbits but do this only if necessary as......
Most people do not like to find hare in their stew!

(Joy of VA)