Chris and Missy’s What Kicks Ass/ What Sucks page

What Kicks Ass?



• Metallica!!!!!!
  Anyone who knows us knows that we are the two biggest Metallica fans on earth. I mean, c’mon, first of all, heavy metal reigns as the supreme musical style, and Metallica reigns as the supreme metal band. So bow down and you’ll be spared!
  
  
• Chris’ other interests include Missy, his band Purgatory, his guitars, his songwriting, Missy, writing poetry, Missy, swimming, Missy, cooking, and of course.....Missy!
  
  
• Missy’s other interests include Chris, drawing, NASCAR, Jeff Gordon, Chris, her amazing collectors item guitar, that freaky chick that sits next to her in 2nd hour, Julio Bustamante, and if you couldn’t guess by now.......Chris!
  
  
• Some people.....hey look......if you’re one of them, you’ve probably heard it from one of us already, and if you haven’t, please see the “What sucks?” section, perhaps you fit into that category. :-P

What Sucks?



• Most people suck. People are really dumb, I mean, look around, most people you see evoke a sort of a pity in you, don’t they?
  
  
• Trendiness! Look, if you rely on what society says to make your decisions, you are a RETARD! Chances are, if it’s really popular, it will be short lived and seriously suck.
  
  
• Sluts! Anyone who feels the need to have sex all the time with lots of different people is a definite member of the suck-list.

Hey look, this list could go on forever, we don’t wanna make you too upset with all this suckiness, so, we’ll end it here!