From: “Born Again”

DET. BARBALA: Hey, Lazard. Now why do the night guys get a piece like you when we’re stuck with old eel breath?

DET. LAZARD: It’s fate, Detective, conspiring to keep us apart.

*****

SCULLY: Was he depressed or under psychiatric care of any kind?

DET. LAZARD: No. Only time he ever looked at himself was in the mirror. And he always liked what he saw.

MULDER: Plus, jumpers tend to open the window before they jump.

*****

SCULLY: Are you saying Michelle possesses the ability to psychically project her own will?

MULDER: How else could a 60 pound kid throw a 200 pound detective out the window?

*****

SCULLY: He was killed in Chinatown - gangland style, allegedly by the Triads, although no arrests were ever made. Now Mulder, if you’re gonna tell me that you think Michelle Bishop saw a poltergeist.....

MULDER: Hey, you’re the one that found a lesion on Barbala’s body. You said it could have been caused by an intense concentration of electrothermal energy.

SCULLY: “Could have been” being the operative phrase.

*****

MULDER:Michelle is eight years old, that means that she was conceived at roughly the same time that Officer Morris was killed.

SCULLY: Do me a favour, Mulder. Let me say it. Reincarnation.

MULDER: Metempsychosis, transmigration, reembodiment, call it what you will.

*****

MULDER: All the evidence suggests that Michelle Bishop IS Charlie Morris.

SCULLY: Mulder....

MULDER: Short of her growing a moustache, how much more apparent does it have to become for you to accept it?

From: “Roland”

MULDER: How was the wedding?

SCULLY: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?

MULDER: Did you catch the bouquet?

SCULLY: Maybe.

*****

DR. KEATS: Roland didn’t do that.

SCULLY: How do you know?

DR. KEATS: Let’s just say Roland isn’t exactly a rocket scientist.

*****

SCULLY: Now, I've seen this demonstrated on a fish before...

MULDER: I don't think they'll be performing this experiment on Beakman's World.

*****

MULDER: Hey Roland, you got more shirts that I do. I think this one will look stylin' today, what do you think?

ROLAND: The green one.

*****

MULDER: Well, if he had intentions of killing Nollette, Keats and Surnow, why not set it up to appear the least likely suspect.

SCULLY: Yeah, but by the look of this... *Scully holds up a picture of Grable’s accident scene* ... he’s hamburger.

*****

MULDER: You’ve got a brother, don’t you Scully?

SCULLY: Yeah. I’ve got an older one and a younger one.

MULDER: Well, have you ever thought about calling one of them all day long and then all of a sudden the phone rings and it’s one of them calling you?

SCULLY: Does this pitch somehow end in a way for me to lower my long distance charges?

MULDER: I believe in psychic connections, and evidence suggests that it’s stronger between family members, strongest of all between twin siblings that shared the same womb.

SCULLY: Ok, maybe. But in this case, one sibling has closer ties to a frozen fudgesicle than he does to his own brother.

MULDER: Arthur Grable is not dead. He’s in a state of consciousness that no human has ever returned from. And what if that state allows one to develop psychic ability to a potential that the conscious mind is too preoccupied to explore or believe in? He could use that ability to control his brother to kill those scientists.

SCULLY: But why? He’s been working with these colleagues for years.

MULDER: Well, that’s a question that only Dr. Nollette can answer.

SCULLY: Ok, let's go. I have to call my brother.

From: “The Erlenmeyer Flask”

SCULLY: Do we even know why the suspect was being chased?

MULDER: As far as I can tell, he wouldn’t pull over for a moving violation.

SCULLY: Well, that ought to put him in the Ten Most Wanted list.

*****

SCULLY: You don’t know that this isn’t just a game with him. He’s toying with you. Rationing the facts.

MULDER: You think he does it because he gets off on it?

SCULLY: No. I think he does it because you do.

*****

DEEP THROAT: Calling it a night, Mister Mulder?

MULDER:My mother usually likes me home before the street lights come on.

*****

MULDER (to Deep Throat): You know, from day one, this has always been on your terms. I’ve gone along. Been the dutiful son. But maybe this time, we can just cut out the Obi-Wan Kenobi crap and you can save me the trouble.

*****

MULDER (to Scully): The man we met yesterday kept this place like he was waiting for the people from Good Housekeeping to show up. I would never have pegged him as someone to do all this... or a Greg Louganis out the window.

*****

SCULLY: I’m sorry, Mulder. I’m seeing the pieces but I’m not seeing the connection.

MULDER: Well, maybe that’s just it. Maybe we’re not seeing it because it can’t be seen, not in any obvious way. What do you think this is?

SCULLY: I don’t know.

MULDER: Well, can you find out for me?

SCULLY: What are you going to do?

MULDER: I’ll see what else I can find out about Dr. Terrance Allen Berube.

SCULLY: Ok, Mulder, but I'm warning you... if this is monkey pee, you're on your own.

*****

DR CARPENTER: My first impression is it’s some kind of bacteria sample. Can I ask you where you got it?

SCULLY: It was recovered at a crime scene.

DR CARPENTER: Well, we’ve come a long way from Colonel Mustard in the den with the rope, haven’t we?

*****

CREW-CUT MAN (to Mulder): Your cellular phone’s been ringing off the hook.

MULDER: I’m a popular guy. Why don’t you answer it for me?

CREW-CUT MAN: Oh, I don’t like talking on the phone. I have this thing about unsecured lines.