A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The Bartender asks "Hey, are you a piece of rope?"
The rope answers yes and the Bartender says "We
don't serve rope." So the rope go's outside and ties
himself in a knot and comes back in. "Gimme a
beer," he says. The bartender looks at him and asks
"Hey, are you a piece of rope?" The rope answers
yes and the Bartender says "We don't serve rope."
So the rope go's outside and frays the top of his
head. He walks back into the bar and says "Gimme
a beer." The Bartender takes a long look at him and
says' " Hey, aren't you that piece of rope?" and the
rope say's "Nope, Frayed Knot."
