You know! Some things couldn't go right even if god wanted them too.
First off, I was in Wash. D.C. huntin' some vamps which I had heard
about over the net! Seems some of the vamps were in high places and
trying to get real close to the President. So I started following
Attorney General Reno (God! This was the uglyest women I've ever seen,
even on my world. It looked to me that she was hit with an ugly stick
got tossed into the ugly forest) around Wash. D.C. hoping that some
of the suck heads would show up and tag her!
Hell no! Reno stoped at some high class restaurant to feed her still
ugly mug. So I started checkin' around, still hopin' that the suck
were close by! No such luck, instead I found some jerk off hiding in
the ally taking aim at Reno. I did think about letting the sniper take
his shot, but "no", like a good soldier (Delta Force trained) I shot at
first! I would have finished him off, but some members of the JLA
me, after a few minutes of argueing with them I found myself on the
in a place called "the Watchtower", home of the JLA. So much for
suck heads. The JLA leader Supergirl told everybody in the tower about
the UN Act SR398256! Man like I really didn't need to hear about that.
It seemed while I was at the Watchtower I wasn't making any friends at
that point in time! Not to say that when Aquagirl who happened to be
suck head and half Meta, walked into the room. Needless to say when I
my weapon to try to cap her,the rest of the JLA were not too happy with
me at that time about it. Then I met Fire (Good God!) at the time she
going out with some loser called Guy Gardner, I had seen this creep on
a couple of times and with that hair cut of his I thought he was a
from the Three Stooges. Anyways I talked Fire into comeing back to D.C.
me (At this I had fallen head over heels for her) and she agreed! We
my hideout on the outskirtes of Wash. D.C. so I can do a little
on the suck heads main leader Lilith (Major bitch) instead me and Fire
talking about life and that type of stuff! I won't go into details, but
to say Guy got dropkick to the side, and me and Fire got married in the
tower a few days later.
The honeymoon cruies was like a dream, some of our friends had came
along on the
cruies too! Priest (A Vampire/A good guy), Hound (A Werewolf), Dolph,
Like I said before the cruise was great! Until the damn ship hit an
iceberg in the Caribbean, alots of them. The group saved everyone that
we lost Dolph to the sea's. But gained Morph (Shapechanger), and Aztek
in a funny looking helmet)! A day after of the sinking we were sitting
in a hotel in Jamaica talking about the sun being blocked out something
temp was takeing a real nose dive for the worst. Then Fire gets a call
women called the Huntress wanting us to join her new formed team called
Hell it seemed like a good idea and Fire really wanted to help out
Huntress on this.
A few hours later we'll at Gothem City and we meet rest of the team.
Capt. Atom, Green Arrow (Conner Hawke), Huntress (Leader).
I really have no idea on that this team is to do or it's mission? But
hell with a
little work I'm sure the OutSiders will be better then the JLA ever was
or ever be
or that new group Doom Patrol (They can't be that good! They got Guy
Excerpts from Red Tornado's Log
(In case of deactivation or severe damage, the following log is kept
within RT's memory banks. Those familiar with his systems can manually
link to and download this encrypted information. It will be up-to-date
within ten minutes of his systems failing.)
From Outsiders - File #102501-File #111001
...me that someone called the Executioner (see Executioner) is
assassinating members of the now defunct group the Leymen (see Leymen).
Analysis of speech patterns and body movements suggests they are telling the
truth. Previous encounters with Jack O'Lantern (see Jack O'Lantern,
Leymen) and Black Condor (see Black Condor, Leymen) have provided no
reason to distrust them. Before further explanations about this
Executioner and what danger she/he/it posed can be given what appears to be a
nuclear blast rises from the area of New York. Kathy and Traya sent to
(purposely omitted) for their own safety. Depart Happy Harbor with
...further investigation of these creatures necessary when current case
resolved. Unable to give any more worthwhile assistance in New York
and at Huntress' behest we depart for Gotham City to answer Batman's call
for aid. Batman met on top of GCPD department. Analysis suggests
Batman is the real Batman (see Durlan imposters). Batman requiring
assistance to deal with a possibly resurrected Joker (see Joker) but convinced
instead to assist us with the Executioner first. Looker's arrival
causes disturbance due to what I assume is telepathic communication. The
...departing for Hong Kong with Trouble, Batman, and Wondergirl, hoping
to collect Claw (see Claw, Leymen) before any harm can come to him from
this Executioner. We are met at Chinese border by Hybrid rulers (see
Hybrids, China Incident, Hybrid Revolution). Many of the group highly
suspicious of Hybrids, personal position not yet established. China
appears in better condition than under Communist Party rule and argument
that Hybrids are illegitimate invaders not entirely valid. Considering
the history of foreign invaders taking power in China the argument
...Claw and Cain reluctantly agree to depart with us. Gym-na sees us
to the border...
...causing rising hostility among the group. Mutual anger on both
sides seems to exist. Looker continues to antagonize with her suggestions
of vampiric activities and others, namely Jack and Hero, respond with
increasing feelings of unease and suspicion. Rising probability of a
violent outcome and damage to ship. May have to subdue one or more
members of the group. Targeting...
...defusing any conflict for the time being. Looker is convinced to
allow HERO (see Cerebus form) to attempt an exorcism. HERO successfully
expels vampiric half of Looker, the wraith attacking Artemis upon
leaving her form. Destroyed by Artemis, Jack, and Huntress. Artemis
attempts to slay Looker's other half in rage but I am able to prevent. We
return to Gotham...
...the revived and rested Looker inviting everyone to dinner. Huntress
agrees a rest period would be best for the team and tells us to meet
her on (purposely omitted) where her HQ is located. I excuse myself from
Looker's outing, deciding instead to contact Kathy and Traya to further
explain what is happening. Kathy's response to situation a mix of her
understanding and anxiety. Traya informs me she received an "A" today
on her art project. I promise...
...arriving at Huntress' HQ. Appears to simply be a gym (see JLA
Satellite & Watchtower for comparison). We enter and find Huntress just
inside. She appears to be severely beaten and possibly dead. Jack rushes
to her side and quickly informs us she is still breathing. The others
seem to be in a state of shock. A message signed by the Executioner is
found on her body, warning us off the case...