"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."
"Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink/ For fellows whom it hurts to think."
"Kill the body and the head will die."
"Try everything once, except for incest and folk dancing."
Sir Thomas Beecham
"When the candles are out, all woman are fair."
"I swing big, with everything i got. I hit bit, or i miss big. I like to live as big as i can."