1. Lipsyncing very badly does NOT make you look stupid
2. Porcupinesque hair is essential for lad band members
3. Mute ones can play rubelee or whatever the hell silent one said (I know it's rugby, but it did not sound like it)
4.Overly cheesy pop songs do not ruin your otherwise "bad" image
5. Being blonde does not always make you the cutest, 2nd custest, or even 3rd cutest in a boyband
6. White men can jump AND rap
7. Mickey mouse gloves have more than one purpose
8. British guys are a helluva lot cuter than American ones
And finally...
9. 5ive will make me get down
Now for my various rants throughout the concert. These go pretty much in order of appearance, so hopefully you'll be able to know what I'm talking about
-Scott is dayum fine
-The boys enjoy being bad just a little too much
-Abs says freaky very freakily, but he's the best at lipsynching
- During the first time they "sing" the Slam Dunk Da Funk chorus Scott forgot what he was doing. Those rude thoughts are giving you some trouble there hehehe
- Ritchie's an awfully enthusiastic dancer
- Sean's just too damn boring
- J has just a little bit of trouble making his lipsynching look believable *cough, cough*
- They never know who is suppose to sing which part when there are 2 things going on at once. Either they all sing the same thing and there's some invisible person singing the other part or J gets stuck with something that sounds like Ritchie. UGH they're confusing
- British accents are as cute as hell (how cute hell is, I don't know)
- When the lights go out is now officially getting old
- Scott and J are having thoughts!!!! LMAO Just thought I'd ponit that out
- Scott thinks he's all that and he is
- OK, somebody tell me why they are using instruments if they are singing to a recorded track?
- Scott has a lisp of some sort (probably some British thing) and he says dance really funny (I fell over laughing after my friend played it over and over and over again. after a while it was undistingusible because of my lauging convulsions)
- Sean perform to the camera? LMAO!!!
- That move in It's the things u do when scott sings "nobody ever said to me" makes them look like turtles. I don't know why, but it has turtle-like qualities
- Rude thought!!!! Just a reminder =)
- Abs is quite cute when he winks unlike a member of the Backstreet Boys *hint, hint*
- Scott is enjoying those disney rides waayyy too much
- Drop him, drop him J! You know you wanna!!! (comment on J holding sean on his head above the water fountain
- LMAO at Scott, J, & Abs doing that little dance in front of the castle. No wonder they need a choreographer
- Man, would I have loved to be on that Indian Jones ride with Scott. Now that would be damn funny. Just imagining him attempting to drive a car that is on a track brings a smile to my face hehehe
- Raise da roof mah homies! (Justin moment there)
- Booty shot!
- Yes J, that's how you count to 3
- Abs has a really cool Mum
- Ritchie's parents were singa's everyone
- Sean would make a very good "bricklaya", indeed he would
- Ritchie has bigger feet than Sylvester Stallone LMAO!!!!! Wait that means.... EEWWWW!!! You do know what they say about foot size ;)
- Scott I have utter confindence that you shall have your name in a star one day *snickers quietly*
- I can't really imagine J singing a ballad though I actually do see him singing one. It doesn't make any sense to me
- Scott is beyond dayum fine
- AHHH They're green!!! Aliens have taken over their bodies EEEEEE!!! Wait a second that's just my grandparents TV. Nevermind. hehehe
- Everybody get up seems to be the boys' theme song. If you haven't seen the video, it consists of some wild party where the boys are dressed in black leather and messing around... rude thought on my part! lmao!!!
- How the hell do Abs and J do that alternating rapping? I know they aren't doing it live, but they had to do it at some point and they do it very well (I actually completmented them! go me!!! woo hoo!)
- Almost at the end of Everybody get up, the guys all jump at the exact same time and it looks funny/freak/kinda scary
There you go! A journey in my twisted mind has been co pleted and you have come out alive. Be proud, be very proud.