Reasons Why Britney Bites

We decided to create a list of why we hate Britney. Howie agrees with everything we say negative about Brit, right Howie? This list is updated often, pretty much after everytime we hear or see something stupid Britney does. Enjoy!

• She's a slut.

• She has a horrible voice.

• Her song 'Baby One More Time' is annoying.

• She sings to her cousin in the video. EWW Incest!

• Her video is a lame, low-budget film.

• She can't sing and dance at the same time.

• She never wears shirts that cover everything up.

• She flaunts what she doesn't have.

• She's a ditz.

• She went on a date with Nick Carter. Too bad he took her home early. HA HA HA HA!!

• That outfit she wears at the end of her video (the basketball court part) is the ugliest thing we have ever seen.

• She imagines she's appearing on Dawson's Creek. If you remember correctly, she told everyone she was gonna be on Dawson's Creek. But when Josh Jackson was asked about this, he didn't know anything about it.

• Miss Silicon Valley can't even lip-sing right.

• That part in the 'Sometimes' video when the dancers make a heart around her is the gayest thing we've ever seen, well besides that one backup dancer.

• On the radio, she admitted to dating Justin, but then a few weeks later, dissed the boy. Another lie from Britney.

• She's a slut.

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