Mountianeering Maddeness

The top ten things you dont want to hear from your sherpa

• 1) Squeezes your ass then yells, hey we can live off of tubby here for a week
• 2) Keeps repeating, is it cold up here or is it just me
• 3)Every morning greets the group with, wonder who will die today
• 4) Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, !Ricola!
• 5) Every so often, turns and screams,stop! following me
• 6) First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.
• 7) Two words: Golf Clubs.
• 8) Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.
• 9) Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.
• 10) Can anyone tell me where to go?

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