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Dan:"You know Ted, there aren't very many attractive senior girls here today... and the ones there are-"
Ted:"There is something wrong with them"
Dan:"Or... they just don't like me..."
Ted:"Well, that goes under the category of something being wrong with them!"
YEAH!
As you can see Ted is a very smart guy.
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Can you see the resemblence?
"Where does the phrase 'I made off like a bandit' come from?" this question had been on my mind for a while. Who do you think explained it to me?
TED
Have you ever heard of 'OFF' bug spray?
Do you know who makes it?
That's right... Bandits!!!!!!!
Do you know anyone else that not only can put their hand that far into their mouth, but will actually do it? Huh? I bet not too many!!!
Thank you Ted.
