**What is the thinnest book in the world?** ~~What men know about women.~~
**How many men does it takes to screw in a light bulb?** ~~One---men will screw anything!~~ **Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? ~~Because they don't have balls to scratch.~~
**What's a man idea of foreplay?** ~~A half hour of begging.~~
**How are men/women and parking lots alike?** ~~ The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped~~
**What's a man's idea of helping with the house work?** ~~ Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.~~
**What does a man consifer a seven course meal?** ~~ A hot dog and a six pack of beer.~~
**How do you save a men from drowning?** ~~ Take your foot off his head.~~
** What is the difference between men/women and government bonds?** ~~ Bonds mature!~~
**What's the difference between a man and E.T?** ~~E.T phoned home.~~
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