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RAW IS WAR RESULTS FOR JULY 26 1999
Raw is War report for July 26 1999
  • Backstage, The Undertaker attacked X-Pac, basically throwing him everywhere, since X-Pac was the one who nailed The Undertaker with a chair the previous night at the Fully Loaded PPV. Road Dogg tried to come to the aid of X-Pac, but The Undertaker threw a big Energy can on him (starting to advertise it like WCW does with Surge) and put him through a table. The Undertaker dragged X-Pac down to the ring. Kane then made his way out and destroyed The Undertaker. The Big Show entered. He and The Undertaker double-teamed Kane. The crowd chanted for Stone Cold Steve Austin, as the attack carried on. Big Show and The Undertaker then shooked hands after they finished their dirty work.
  • Backstage, Vince McMahon surprisingly arrived in his black limousine, after he was put out of the WWF when Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated The Undertaker the previous night in a First Blood - End of an Era match.
  • Pre-recorded footage was later shown of Kane carrying X-Pac out of the ring, as he screamed out loud. X-Pac was then loaded into an ambulance and taken to a local hospital.
  • The Acolytes defeated Edge and Christian with the Double Powerbomb, to retain the Tag Team Titles. - Hardcore Holly shoved the ring announcer down and took over the position, because as he said, he can. Christian and Edge made their ways out through the crowd to Edge's entrance music, with Holly insulting them and The Acolytes. It was announced during the match that Ken Shamrock was struck by an automible behind the Gund Arena and a ambulance was en-route. As The Acolytes dominated, Gangrel came down and pulled Christian out of harms way, leaving Edge alone. Edge was finished off with the Double Powerbomb. Holly declared himself the winner. He went in the ring to attack The Acolytes, but ended up getting destroyed. Kane made his way down. He chokeslammed Bradshaw, Faarooq, Holly, and Edge. He asked for the microphone and pulled out his voice encoder. He said The Undertaker and The Big Show hurt Sean (Waltman, X-Pac). He said he was going ot hurt them.
  • Backstage, Ken Shamrock was offered medical attention, but refused it. He favored his left arm. Footage was shown of the accident. He saw the ambulance leave with X-Pac inside. A red car then backed right into him. The driver ended up being Steve Blackman.
  • Backstage, Vince Mcmahon walked down the hall, as did Stone Cold Steve Austin, in a different section.
  • Vince McMahon Interview. - Ben Stiller of Mystery Men was shown in his front row seat, showing he wasn't a fan of Vince McMahon. McMahon said he came before the fans not to break stipulations or breach a contract, but rather to honor a promise and a contract. He said he never lied to the fans. He said he always kept his promises and fulfilled his obligations. He said only once did he not make good on his guarantees. He said for the first time in his life, at the Fully Loaded PPV when Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated The Undertaker in their Heavyweight Title, First Blood - End of an Era match, he failed. He mentioned how he was down on the canvas, among the beer, sweat, blood, and grind, suffering from two Stunners. He said that was not the way people would want to remember him, so he had the liberty to come out to give a professional farewell. The crowd chanted, "Asshole." He said people to remember him for what he was, which was a handsome man, who left his mark on everyone. He thanked everyone and as he headed out of the ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin made his way out. McMahon said he was glad Austin came out, because he had something to say. He said it would appear on the outside, they were world's apart, but on the inside, they were just alike. He said the only difference was he had always been and always would consider himself the better man. He said just to prove it, he would shake Austin's hand. Austin was hesitant, looking onto the crowd, but ended up taking the microphone away. Austin questioned McMahon, saying how could McMahon, after two years, offer to shake hands. He had the crowd say "Hell Yeah" if they wanted him to break McMahon's arm and shove it straight up his ass. Austin said McMahon thought he was the better man, because of the money and power. Austin told McMahon to shove the money, power, and hand back up his ass. He said as much as McMahon tried to make his life a living hell, the more fun he had, because the sorry son-of-a-bitch McMahon was would never be a son-of-a-bitch like Austin. McMahon had a mean look on his face. Austin called Jim Ross up to the ring. Austin said he knew McMahon had fired Ross a couple of times and probably felt the same way he did about McMahon. Austin wanted Ross to sing a song to McMahon. Ross and the crowd sung, "Nah, nah, nah, nah ... Oh Hell Yeah ... Good-bye." As McMahon left the ring, Austin gave him two fingers. The crowd chanted, "Asshole." McMahon flicked Austin back near the entrance-way. Austin was tossed a few beers and he drunk away with Ross. Ross said it was the best time he had in life and he felt like he was 20-years-old again.
  • Backstage, Vince McMahon was leaving in his limousine, when Howard Finkel, in tears, said to McMahon good-bye, thanks for everything, and he loved him. McMahon told Finkel to get the hell away from him.
  • Street Fight: Val Venis and The Godfather (w/ho's) defeated Prince Albert and Droz with Venis' Money Shot. - Instead of doing a sexual joke, Val Venis taunted Prince Albert and Droz, telling Droz to bring his chia-pet partner down, so they could light their asses up. The Godfather hyped up the crowd with his "Ho Train" and "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" introduction. Albert came down with a metal object of some type, but ended up not getting a shot on The Godfather. Droz, returning to action after suffering a stinger a few weeks ago, and Venis battled on the outside of the ring. The Godfather and Albert took it in the crowd, where a "fan" (big, in all white) attacked The Godfather. Security official took the "fan" away and he was handcuffed. After Droz was sent to the outside, The Godfather rammed into Albert with the Ho Train, with Venis following-up with the Money shot for the win.
  • Backstage, Michael Cole interviewed The Rock. Cole brought up The Rock's loss to Triple H in Strap-Number One Contender Match the previous night at the Fully Loaded PPV, with Triple H taking the win. The Rock put a Smackdown Hotel t-shirt over Cole's head and had him hold a People's Elbow Pad. The Rock said Triple H did beat him, but didn't beat him on his own. After insulting Triple H, he basically said, in his terms, he would defeat Mr. Ass later in the show. He brought up Chyna and insulted her.
  • Ben Stiller was introduced as the star of Mystery Man and a fan of Debra's puppies.
  • Triple H Interview, Conducted by Chyna. - Triple H said he didn't give a crap that Stone Cold Steve Austin brought out Jim Ross and sung a song to Vince McMahon. Triple H said he didn't care about Austin or McMahon, because it was about him, as Austin looked win. Triple H said he could beat Austin. He said for the last six months, he had watched Austin like a hawk. He said Austin had not moved or blinked an eye without him watching. He said he knew Austin's strengths and weaknesses. He said at Summerslam, when he takes on Austin for the Heavyweight Title, no matter what the hype was, it wouldn't matter. He said Jesse Ventura, the Guest Referee, and Chyna, would not be a factor. He said it would come down to he and Austin, one-on-one, face to face, man to man. He said Austin and him were the same, since both worked hard for the business. He said he would show Austin and the world at the Summreslam PPV he was the game. Chyna was given the microphone. She said The Rock ha said things to her, but didn't have the balls to say it to her face, which brought The Rock out, only to be attacked from behind with a club by Mr. Ass. As the three-on-one attack continued, Chyna gave The Rock a low-blow. Ass got on the microphone and said, "Rock, now you know your role, bitch." The Rock got up and said if Ass had a set of balls, and he knew Chyna had some too, then both would meet him in a Handicap Match later in the show. He said he would take both of his boots and stick them up their asses sideways.
  • Backstage, The Big Show and The Undertaker, along with Paul Bearer, made their ways out to the ring.
  • Handicap Match: Kane defeated The Big Show and The Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) by Disqualification. - The Big Show and Kane were dominating Kane, until Kane used a chair on the both of them on the outside of the ring. Back in the irng, The Undertaker had a chair, and nailed Kane with it, resulting in a Disqualification. Kane got right back up, but The Undertaker put him back down with another hard chairshot. The attack continued on Kane. Road Dogg made his way down and was doing his shake, rattle, and roll punches on The Undertaker, only to receive a Showstopper from Big Show.
  • Backstage, Debra was doing a photoshoot. Jeff Jarrett interrupted and said he had an interview to do.
  • Jeff Jarrett Interview, with Debra. - Jeff Jarrett said there were no puppies in anyone's future. He said it was about him, the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. He looked for Ben Stiller and asked him to come into the ring. Stiller was hesistant, but did enter the ring, with Jarrett pushing him away from Debra. Jarrett asked Stiller what brought him to Cleveland, Ohio, suggesting perhaps himself (Jarrett). Stiller said he wanted to see the WWF. He told Jarrett, "Good for you," for kicking Edge's ass the previous night at Fully Loaded. Jarrett asked Stiller why he (Jarrett) wasn't put in the Mystery Man movie. Stiller laid out the stars of the movie. Stiller said there wasn't a guy powerful enough for Jarrett to play, but did say Jarrett was the greatest of all-time. Jarrett asked who was Stiller's favorite wrestler. Stiller said there was two of them, which were the puppies. He shaked the hand of Debra, only to be attacked by Jarrett. Debra yelled at Jarrett, to the point where Jarrett was about to slap her. He put Stiller in a figure-four leglock. D-Lo Brown ran down and gave Jarrett the Sky-High and Lo-Down, as Debra tended to Stiller, putting his head in her puppies. Debra was visibly upset with Jarrett as both made their ways back. D-Lo carried Stiller to the back.
  • Backstage, Stone Cold Steve Austin walked back and forth.
  • Backstage, Triple H walked into Stone Cold Steve Austin's locker room.
  • Ivory Interview. - Iory said many were probably wondering where Nicole Bass was. She said Bass was a pain in her ass and wasn't good enough to stand by the Women's Champion. She said the last time she made an appearance, she made a challenge to any woman in the crowd. She once again challenged any woman from the audience to take on her for the Women's Title. Ivory chose a woman from the crowd with orange hair and knocked her over the head with the Women's Title belt. Ivory pulled her hair and put her through a bulldog. Tori then ran down and went at it with Ivory.
  • Backstage, Triple H walked out of Stone Cold Steve Austin's locker room. It was later announced that Austin was not in the locker room, but Triple H did destroy some of Austin's personal property.
  • Backstage, Al Snow, along with Head, told the voices in his head to make him stop. A little dog came up to Snow, with Snow saying, "What do you mean it can't get any worse?" The dog took off, with Snow wanting it to come back.
  • Triple H (w/Chyna) defeated Ken Shamrock. - Triple H said he thought he would come out in front of the world, and kick the ass of Ken Shamrock, but Shamrock wouldn't show up. He called Shamrock a puss. Shamrock then made his way out, with his ribs and left arm bandaged up. Triple H worked on Shamrock's ribs and arm. Shamrock started to spew blood out of his mouth. The referee called for the bell and it was announced since Shamrock was in no condition to compete, Triple H was awarded the victory.
  • Backstage, Michael Cole prepared for an interview with The Big Show and The Undertaker. When returning from a commercial break, both were with Paul Bearer. The Undertaker said X-Pac was on the way to the hospital and the and Big Show proved Kane was nothing but a big red pussy. Meanwhile, down the hall, Test was destroying Pete Gas. He started to use a pipe, until Rodney and Joey Abs made the save.
  • Handicap Match: The Rock vs. Mr. Ass and Chyna resulted in a No-Contest. - Triple H joined in for commentary and went on, furiously, about becoming the Heavyweight Champion. Stone Cold Steve Austin looked on to the match on a television monitor from the backstage area, which Mr. Ass and Chyna had control of with their teamwork. Triple H took a shot on The Rock on the outside, while the referee was distracted. Triple H continued to go crazy and get upset with Ross, to the point where he knocked Ross out. Austin then made his way out and went at it with Triple H. Lawler called the action, as Ross lay out cold. Meanwhile in the ring, The Rock gave Mr. Ass the Rock Bottom, was about to execute the People's Elbow, and Austin and Triple H continued to go at it as the show went off the air.
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