This page is dedicated to MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000!
I started this page after I MSTified 2 or 3 fics which I had originally planned to send to another page or something. But since I like to make web pages and I really enjoyed making fun of those fanfics, I made this page. I hope that people find this page interesting. I also hope that I can get other people into this because I would like to have a lot of fanfics but it's hard to make them all myself. So if you're interested in sending me a fanfic MSTed by yourself (I will give you credit. I don't steal.) there are some rules I would like you to follow:
1. No sick comments. Please, I like to keep it clean.
2. You may not leave large spaces (like a paragraph or two) empty. Make fun of it!!! It shouldn't be too hard.
3. No large amouts of profanity. As I said, I like to keep it clean. And tons of swearing isn't funny and doesn't add to the effect.
4. No making fun of EARTHBOUND fanfics. I will not put them up. Just for respect to the great game.
I will screen fanfics and I will only put up a few a week so don't EXPECT me to put yours up. Send them as .html files attatched to an e-mail for me. Also, please send me the addresses to REALLY BAD FANFICs if you're too busy to MST it yourself or just don't think you're that funny (or you're just lazy).
My e-mail address is spawnoft@hotmail.com so please send stuff to me. PLEASE. NOW!!!
GO!!! MST!!! THIS INSTANT!! I COMMAND YOU!!! STOP READING THIS!!! GET TO WORK!!! I MEAN IT!!! 
