[See Part 1 for Disclaimer.]
---refer to previous for plot information
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Power Rangers Strike : {2}
by: Lightie
[Opening Titles]
---Wow. Look at 'em open.
It had been a long time for the Power Rangers.
The Power Rangers had been fighting monsters for Centurys,
---In 5 feet of snow, uphill both ways.
The Rangers were getting older and were not able to do as much fighting
as they could do before, so now they are going to give there Powers to
other people.
---Just random people they saw walking down the street.
But something is going to happen.....
---anything...
POWER RANGERS STRIKE!!!
---THEY GAIN A REALLY CORNY NAME!!!
[End Opening Titles]
---Note to producer: Remember to end opening titles.
Episode Title: A New World, Part 1
---HEY!! This story even has different parts in each part!
---Just for your information there is a line here that says "Andrew works in the Power Chamber" but the author wasn't smart enough to notice that he put it in < and > so we couldn't read it because he made this an HTML document. My comment for this is "And makes about $7.50 an hour". Thank you for your time.
XILA: Andrew I would like to show you my pet robot....
---I named it fido. I can phone people on him.
Andrew: Go ahead XILA.
---Make my day....
XILA: Enter Alpha.
---Now hit the return key.
Andrew: Alpha?
Alpha: I am Alpha 7.
---"That is how many years I am out of date."
XILA: This robot is the new generation of Alpha's.
---Planet X! Wanna go?
Andrew: Cool.
---I'm sorry to annoy you again but there is a line here that says "The Alarm goes off" but you can't read it.
Alpha: Ya Ya Ya a monster is attacking the Power Chamber!
---And I have to peeeeeeeee.
XILA: Call the Strike Rangers
---And make sure you don't spit all over the phone this time.
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Alpha: Right!
---Yet again I must tell you about another hidden line. It says the "The other Rangers appear". My comment for it is "But the story doesn't".
Justin: What is it XILA?
---And can I just call you Xila from now on in stead of XILA.
---You guessed it. Another sentence missing. "Justin notices Alpha 7".
Justin: Alpha? You've changed.
Alpha: Ya Ya Ya I am Alpha 7 the next generation of Alpha's.
Justin: Oh!
XILA: A monster is attacking the Power Chamber!
---Have you noticed that if my comments weren't here, this whole story would be a huge muddled mass of words? This guy never uses < BR > or anything. And he only has one space after periods. Oy!!
Justin: Then...Let's do it guys!....STRIKE!....STRIKE POWER 1!
---Because STRIKE detergent has added STRIKE POWER to get rid of stains!
Andrew: STRIKE!....STRIKE POWER 2!
Nick: STRIKE!....STRIKE POWER 3!
---YOU'RE OUT!
Sarah: STRIKE!....STRIKE POWER 4!
Dax: STRIKE!....STRIKE POWER 5!
---Hut hut.
ALL: POWER RANGERS STRIKE!
---When the power rangers strike. Tonight on Larry King Live.
Justin: Let's go!
---There are two invisible lines this time. One is "The Rangers teleport to the outside of the Power Chamber" and then "Outside of the Power Chamber a monster called Kick starts to destroy the Power Chamber" My response to the second line is "Hey, isn't he the guy from the first part?" Yet again, I am sorry for the trouble.
Justin: Give it up!
Kick: You scare me.
Dax: Well to bad!
---How To bad in 6 easy steps.
Kick: I will destroy you and this place called the Power Chamber!
---Why didn't he just say "I will destroy you and the Power Chamber"?
Sarah: I think you've got the wrong place.
Kick: Oh yeah then how come you just teleported from inside there?
---And how did you teleport in the first place?
Nick: I don't remember coming from there.
Kick: Nice trick but it ain't gonna work on me.
---So I'll just leave.
---Hidden line "Kick smash's into the Power Chamber."
Justin: NO!
---Hidden line "The Power Chamber blows up into pieces"
Justin: Not already!
---Man do we suck.
[Closing Titles]
[Music: Power Rangers Strike!]
Justin: The generation of Power Rangers has grown.....
---They're older than the Rolling stones.
first came Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
---Who could fake fight out of any danger.
second came Power Rangers Zeo....
---Who my spell check guesses as being Zero.
third came Power Rangers Turbo....
---When really they were very slow.
fourth came Power Rangers ?....
---which I could't rhyme with.
Then from Lightie's FanFics came....
---All of fanfics dumbest names.
fifth Power Rangers Cyber....
---Rhymes with McGuiver
sixth Power Rangers Strike....
---With their contract they're full of spite.
and seventh an all new series of Power Rangers.......
Power Rangers SPEED!
---Which is a dumber name than all last three!
Voice: Power Rangers Speed comes out on the first of July or earlier....
---The voices...........the voices...........
Voice: POWER RANGERS STRIKE!
[End Closing Titles]
---Also known as "The fastest moving fanfic"
