IN OUR LAST EPISODE,

---Previously, on Sailor Moon M(agic),

ZARACITE DECIDED TO HELP SAILOR GALAXIA ATTACK THE SAILOR SCOUTS, GALAXIA USED A SCEPTRE TO TRY AND DESTROY THE SCOUTS.

---And this had nothing to do with what we were talking about.

BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

---Neither did the author's english teacher's teaching methods.

AND THERE'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.

---We left the caps lock on.

SAILOR MOON WAS WORRIED

---WHAT A PROBLEM IT IS! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!

BECAUSE THE OTHER SAILOR SCOUTS WERE NEVER IN A FIGHT SCENE!

---Playing hookie huh?

---Oh my! What a thing to base a chapter on!

LET'S SEE IF THEY HELP THIS TIME.

---Ok.

WE START IN CROSSROADS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL...

---And we follow the dotted line to the secret treasure at the X.

[David] ::quietly:: Three more questions and I'm done my test.

---NO TALKING ON A TEST! You get a zero!

::Serena hands in her test::

[Miss Haruna] Done already Serena?

---No. I just feel like handing in my test for no particular reason.

[Serena] This time I studied. ::winks at David::

---... off someone elses test.

[David] ::winks back:: ::Stands up and hands in test:: ::sits back down at desk::

---And since he never walked up to the teacher his test just fell to the floor.

[Miss Haruna] 5 more minutes then you have to hand in your test.

(MeanWhile Melvin was struggling)

---He had to hand in his test but somebody tied his shoelaces to the desk.

[Serena] What's the matter, Melvin? Didn't you study?

---Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya!

::Serena didn't know that Melvin was actually Zaracite in disguise::

---I bet everyone will find out something's wrong when he changes for gym class.

[Zaracite] Leave me alone, Serena! I don't need you messing me up!

---No wait! I forgot! Yes I DO need you to mess me up!

---QUITE KIDS! THIS IS A TEST!

[Serena] Geez, I'm sorry!

---By the way, why do you sound like an evil ethereal entity all of a sudden?

[Miss Haruna] Hand in your tests please.

---But if you don't want to, that's ok.

::class hands in their tests::

(3 hours later)

---Melvin hands in his test.

::bell rings::

---3 ghost of Christmas come in through the window.

[David] Finally! I thought that class would take forever!

---THREE HOURS FOR ONE CLASS!?!?! Oy!

[Serena] No kidding,

---It really did take forever.

hey I wonder how Amy did on her test?

[David] Melvin was struggling a bit,

---Especially after he noticed I lit his pants on fire.

I never have seen him fuss over a test before!

[Amy] No kidding!

---Where'd she come from?

[Serena] Hi Amy! How did you do on the test?

---I don't know. I just handed it in.

[Amy] Okay, I think.

[Serena] ::points:: Hey! Isn't that Melvin over there with those girls?

---Hey! He's going in the girls washroom!

[David] What's he doing to them? ::sees girls collapse:: ::gasps:: What happened?

---Obviously they didn't faint from his presence.

[Zaracite] Hey guys! Help me! They fell!

---Actually, maybe you should help them since they're the ones who fell!

[Serena] ::soflty:: Maybe he looked at them.

[David] Hey! That's not nice!

---Neither's his face.

[Amy] Yes, this is serious! ::looks around:: Hey! Melvin, where'd you go?

---No wait! I can't ask you. You're gone!

(Down at the Arcade)

---The most complete sentence I have ever seen.

[Helen] So, what do you want to do today, Susan?

---Where do you want to go today?

[Susan] I don't know,

---what do you want to do?

why don't we wait for Serena?

---Or just pick our noses.

::sees Zaracite:: huh? Who's that?

---It's M(elvin)! Superhero non-extraordinair!

[Zaracite] ::Jumps on building::

--- ::Accidentally gets foot stuck in eaves-trough:: ::Trips backwards:: ::Dangles helplessly, upside-down from the roof::

[Susan] Well, that's odd! We should check it out!

---Hey! There's someone over on that building too, so we should also check it out... no wait. It's just the window cleaner.

[Helen] I'm getting bad vibes, I think he's from the NegaVerse.

---I always found that kid a bit strange.

Saturn Planet Power! ::tranfroms into Sailor Saturn:: Susan! Hurry up!

[Susan] Wait!

---I want to transform first! WAAAAAHHHHH!

Pluto Planet Power! ::transforms into Sailor Pluto::

---And her owner, Sailor Mickey.

::jumps on roof with Sailor Saturn::

---::also gets foot stuck in eaves-trough::

[Sailor Saturn] Hold it you Nega Sleize!

---Uh... If you're going to insult people, at least spell it right.

[Zaracite] You're addressing me?

---Well, how many other sleazes do yo see around?

[Sailor Pluto] Maybe we should wait for the other scouts.

---Maybe we have just some Joe who likes to jump on buildings. What if they guy just went "Uh... what are you talking about" ? Would they still attack him?

::suddenly Sailor Uranus

---Along with suddenly Susan.

appears on the roof::

[Sailor Uranus] Uranus Meteor Strike! ::aims for Zaracite::

---But since it's a really big meteor, it killed everyone in the whole world. THE END.

[Zaracite] ::dodges:: Argh! This is annoying me!

---After all that one time that happened to me!

[Sailor Pluto] Thanks!

---Thanks for being annoyed with our product. If further support is needed, please call our head office.

::Sailor Neptune appeared on the roof::

---Then the land lady came out and threatened to shoot them if they didn't go on someone else's roof.

[Sailor Saturn] Alright! All of our Scouts are here!

---1, 2, 3, 9! All nine accounted for!

[Zaracite] Takes more than just four to stop me!

---It takes five!

::Zaps Sailor Scouts::

---I love how they describe things.

[Sailor Scouts] AHHHHHHH! ::Scouts fall down::

---Playing some ring around the rosie.

(MeanWhile)

[Betty] There, I found the rubies and got the Eternal Red Diamond.

---Form where? The J(ewelry) shop?

I hate searching by myself,

---(Is she talking to us?)

I had to get away from 3 monsters, and almost dropped a ruby down a canyon. I must quickly get out of her and give this to David.

---Get out of her? Who's she in?

(Back at School)

[David] Look Johnny, I wish I could but I can't!

---I don't want to give you a back rub.

[Johnny] David, come on, it won't take long. We just play a few games then we go home.

----It's just that easy! Play 5 games at normal price and you get to go home, FREE!

[David] Johnny I'm too busy!

[Johnny] Geez, okay, okay, I'm sorry, sheesh.

---I'm sorry for using so many commas.

::Betty appears:: ::Get's vibes from Johnny::

---How does that work... exactly.

[David] Betty! How are you? ::pets cat::

---::Does stuff::

[Johnny] Well, I'm gonna go, see you later David. ::leaves::

---::leaves::? Most people do that when they SAY they're going to leave.

[Betty] I'm getting weird vibes from him.

---I think he's smoking something weird.

[David] Huh? Could he possibly be Zaracite in disguise?

---Look cat, you get weird vibes from the toilet flushing. I doubt he's anything bad.

[Betty] We'll discuss it later, we need PowerStar now. Gives David the Diamond.

[David] ::Puts Diamond on wand:: Star Diamond Power! ::transforms into PowerStar.

---Infront of all those people in the hall.

[Betty] The Scouts are in trouble let's go!

---MORPHIN' TIME!

(Back on the Roof of a building)

---Back on Earth somewhere...

[Sailor Saturn] ::faints:: unh.

[Zaracite] Now all the scouts are gone! Yes!

---I can go home now. Why did I do that anyway?

[PowerStar] Not yet, Zaracite!

[Zaracite] You? You dare?

---You 20 questions?

[PowerStar] Not only do I dare, I challenge!

---Oh my! It's almost the same thing!

[Zaracite] Very well! ::attacks PowerStar::

---How? Hits him with a chair? Pokes him in the eye? Tosses a camel at him? Pulls out his toenails? WHAT?!?!

[PowerStar] ::get's hit:: unh! ::Falls:: I...can't...be des-troyed. ::gets up slowly::

[Zaracite] Nice Try!

---But you can still play our home game!

::Zaps PowerStar::

---WHY IN THE WORLD IS HE ATTACKING THEM ANYWAY? He just came onto earth and began attacking them, for no reason. I hate this story.

[PowerStar] Ahhhhh! ::falls:: ::faints:: ::groans::

---In no particular order.

[Betty] Oh no! I need to get help. And I think that David's friend Johnny's going to help!

---Yup. Guess so. Whatever. ::jumps off Building and

---::Splatters on impact when hitting the ground::

runs::