IN OUR LAST EPISODE, SAILOR GALAXIA WAS PLANNING AN ATTACK FROM EARTH,
---Oh wait! I mean TO earth. Heh heh, silly me.
BUT THE SAILOR SCOUTS STOPPED THEM,
---All one of her.
AND GALAXIA IS SHOCKED THAT SHE COULDN'T GET THE NEW POWER THAT THE SAILOR SCOUTS HAD, NOW, SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE A SPECIAL MACHINE TO DESTROY THE SAILOR SCOUTS.
---COMMAS!
WITH THE HELP OF HER BROTHER ZARACITE OF COURSE.
---Sure. Of course.
WE START IN THE NEGAVERSE...
[Sailor Galaxia] This isn't good enough. The power must be supreme. This sceptre needs more power.
---"She can't take much more of this captain! She's going to blow!"
::appearing behind Galaxia::
---Who? Herself?
[Zaracite] Need help oh dear sister?
[Sailor Galaxia] Leave me alone Zaracite, I can do this by myself!
[Zaracite] You said you needed energy, and I'm good at getting energy! Humans are so pathetic.
---You know, I'm good at kicking a soccer ball! Golden grahams taste somewhat bad.
[Sailor Galaxia] It's not easy! Believe me!
---It takes a lot of work to be pathetic! I should know!
[Zaracite] The Sailor Scouts are gone, though! You took their Star Seeds, how can that be a problem?
---How could what be a problem? Taking their star seeds?
[Sailor Galaxia] They're not dead!
---They're UNDEAD!!
[Zaracite] What? How can that be?
---Well, they could be alive.
[Sailor Galaxia] There's a Wizard Scouts named "PowerStar"
---He has multiple personalities.
He used his power to make the scouts live again, I know that they have part of his power, but I don't know how to get it out! It's nearly impossible!.
---I've tried everything!!!!
[Zaracite] PowerStar?
---"Hey! I own one of his washing machines!"
Well, I'll make sure he won't spoil our plans, I'll get the humans energy right away!
---"Even though I have no idea how that will help."
::transforms into a disguise::
---"HELP!! I JUST TURNED MYSELF INTO A COSTUME!!!"
Who ever confronts me will get their energy zapped, then I'll give the power to you, Galaxia.
---"Hey look. There's some guy on the street. Let's confront him."
[Sailor Galaxia] Hurry, please.
::Zaracite teleports to Earth::
[Zaracite] ::sees dozens of humans:: Ha ha ha!
---"That's so funny!"
::sucks their energy dry: They'll never recover!
---What energy are you talking about? Physical energy? If they drink enough coffee (or Jolt cola), they'll recover.
But this energy still isn't enough. ::Sees Amy:: ha ha ha! Time to take her energy as well. Looks like a smart kid. Good!
---I'll get lots of smart energy!
::Takes Amy's energy::
---I just LOVE the descriptions he gives actions.
Uh oh, too much! Time to go. ::vanishes::
[Amy] ::falls down:: My energy, somebody took it!
---And it couldn't have been that dark, laughing man that was pointing at me.
::faints::
::from around the block::
---"HEY! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!"
[Lita] Hey! What's with all of the colapsed people?
---Yeah, But what does 'colapsed' mean, anyway?
Huh? Amy! ::runs to Amy:: Are you okay?
[Amy] ::groans::
[Lita] I better get help, and fast!
(Back in the NegaVerse)
---I have a question about this name. Why would they call it the Negaverse? Universe means "the whole system of existing things", so I guess the Negaverse doesn't exist. Oh well.
[Sailor Galaxia] Perfect! If those Sailor Brats are clones, they'll be defeated for sure!
---But since they aren't, we'll all die!
[Zaracite] Let's go to Earth and kill those Sailor Scouts!
---Just because we decided that if they were clones they would be easy to kill, we go and expect to kill them even though they defeated us each time before.
(At the Temple on Earth)
[Raye] ::feels evil force:: Not Galaxia again! Oh boy, now what do I do? Get the scouts, of course!
---Yes, of course! Talk to yourself and answer your own questions, even when other people aren't there!
[Serena] What's wrong Raye?
---I just ate a Whopper and something in it tasted funny.
[Raye] The NegaVerse has a powerful sceptre.
---They can hit us over the head with it.
We must be alert! Let's tranform! Mars Power! ::transforms into Sailor Mars::
[Serena] Moon Prism Power! ::transforms into Sailor Moon:: Let's go!
[Zaracite] Here they come. 2 of them. I don't reconize one of them
---I also forgot my punctuation and my G in recognize!!
[Sailor Galaxia] That's Sailor Moon. But she doesn't have her wings. Be on guard.
[Lita] ::looks up:: The NegaVerse? Uh oh!
---"It's right up in the sky!"
[Amy] ::slowly wakes up:: uh. Lita, what's... going on?
[Lita] No time!
---"We just got sucked up into a temporal rift!"
Jupiter Crystal Power! ::nothing heppens:: What?
---Heppens?
[Amy] ::slowly stands up:: what? It didn't work? Let me try. Mercury Crystal Power! ::nothing happens:: Oh great, now what?
[Artemis] Your power changed since PowerStar helped you, you need to use your first power!
---Use your first power first, and THEN your second power.
[Lita] Jupiter Power!
[Amy] Mercury power!
::the Sailor Scouts transform::
[Mina] ::runs into the scene::
---,breaking it.
wait for me! Venus Power! ::transforms into Sailor Venus::
[Luna] It's bizzare, but it helps.
---"Uh... now what was I referring to again?"
::all scouts jump on building::
[Zaracite] Take this scouts!
---Please.
---"Here. I don't want 'em."
::throws Dark energy at the Sailor Scouts::
---They're probably pretty used to dodging this attack by now.
::scouts jump::
---and play and sing and laugh.
[Sailor Mercury] Mercury Bubbles, Blast! ::bubbles fog::
[Zaracite] Huh? Where did they get those powers?
---And why did all the nice fog begin to bubble?
[PowerStar] Jumps into scene.
[Betty] be careful!
---And remember your capitals!
[Sailor Scouts] PowerStar!
[PowerStar] ::draws wand::
---Then erases it.
[Sailor Galaxia] This is the end of the line! ::pulls out sceptre and blasts everyone!
[Sailor Scouts] ::dodge::
---Yes. A nice complete sentence here.
[PowerStar] ::blocks with wand:: ::Eternal Red Diamond disappears:: huh? Oh no! They blasted my diamond!
---"last it all!!!"
[Betty] It's a clone blaster!
---"I know this because it says "Clone Blaster Version 2" on the side."
---I mean, really. Maybe it was something that warped things into the ethereal realm or something. How would they know?
[Sailor Galaxia] Not anymore!
---I changed it back into a stick!
::fog fades:: better! ::blasts at Scouts::
[Sailor Venus] Venus Crescent Beam Smash! ::hits sceptre but nothing happens:: uh oh!
---"Uh oh! You know... nothing happened... so, like, uh.... bad stuff.... and uh oh and stuff... yeah....
[Sailor Jupiter] Let me try! Jupiter Thunder, Crash! ::hits sceptre but nothing happens:: Still nothing!
[Zaracite] Heh heh heh. Try anything scouts nothing can work.
---Unless you throw a comma into this sentence!
[Sailor Moon] Your Disc PowerStar!
---Make them listen to your really crummy music!
[PowerStar] I have a better idea.
---I'll just shoot her with the rifle I bought today.
::Energy ball forms in hands:: Star Energy Bomb Blast! ::destroyes sceptre::
[Sailor Galaxia] What? I didn't make a repelent to his power?
---Repelent? I notice this author has a serious lack of 'L' s.
Oh no! Until next time, scouts! ::vanishes::
[Sailor Moon] This is totally unfair! No fair at all!
[Sailor Jupiter] Sailor Moon, can you keep quiet just a bit please?
---I'm trying to listen to PowerStar's CD.
[Sailor Venus] What's wrong?
---"Uhg. I ate too much at supper."
[Sailor Moon] The other scouts aren't here! They're never here! How come they're never here!?
[Sailor Scouts] ::arguing::
[PowerStar] Well, how can I get my diamond back, Betty?
---Well, you can just CLONE it again! It worked last time!
[Betty] You'll have to search again.
---Again?
It's been a while since you lost the Rubies to the Sailor Scouts. We'll start the search tomorrow.
---Hello? It would make it easier on the reader if this made sense!
[PowerStar] How is that? They have the rubies!
---Who? Wha? Where? Why don't you just borrow them?
[Betty] The power returns after a while.
[PowerStar] The rubies will come back?
[Betty] Yes. It's odd, but at least you won't have the clone.
---It's odd but at least things are worse.
To be continued in...
Part 6, "The Search for the Rubies"
---Uh.... what happened? Who has the rubies? Where did it go? How did it get there? I hate stories that don't make sense.
---Hey! A line!!!