"There they are!"

---My contacts!

Wizard Powerstar whispered to Betty. "How should I attack her?"

---Come on now dummy. I'm a cat. What should I know about it?

"Not yet David, just wait!"

---You should attacker in a very "Not Yet David" style.

Betty said. "Remember, this is a mysterious fortress,

---We must act mystified. If we don't, we may spoil this fanfic even more.

no one but her and us can see it."

---"Remember that we can only see it with our feet."

Sailor Galaxia was creating a large Plasma Ball.

---Out of lego!

It got larger and larger every 5 seconds.

---AHH! The ethereal attack stopwatch!

"Oh no! She's going to blast them!

---Who's talking here?

David, your stardisc!"

---She's going to attack it!

David created a sharp disc of pure energy

---Using some of that Sailor Moon M(agic).

and threw it at the Plasma Ball.

---Which only succeeded in melding with it and making it bigger.

The ball had melted in Galaxia's hands.

---Ewww. It's all over my arm! Get it off! Get it off!

"What the? Whoever is there come out!" Galaxia looked in any possible spot but no one was to be found.

---Well obviously she didn't look in EVERY spot or she would of seen him!

She begins to create a second ball of plasma.

---Hmm. Must've been my imagination. Hum dee dum dee dum.

This time, Wizard Powerstar throws a Radiant Bomb at it.

---And then it spread off a whole bunch of radiation and she got cancer and died. THE END.

There was a terrific explosion.

---There was a most excellent explosion.

At that time Powerstar decided that it wasn't the time to hide anymore.

---"Fire...... I'm going to jump out there."

"David, no! She's too strong!

---Well smell isn't everything.

" Betty yelled.

"No more hiding! I am here Galaxia!

---Battlestar Galaxia!

" David threw himself into the scene.

---And just noticed he had forgot his pants.

"You! How did you get here!

---Shouldn't this be a question!

This place is only existing to me!

---This is MY imaginary world! Mine! Mine! Mine mine mine mine!!!!!! MINE!!!!!

The only way you could get through--" Galaxia spotted the Jeweled Star on the wand that Powerstar held.

---Star star star.

"Powerstar?

---Maytag?

You survived?

---"Of course not. I'm dead!"

And all along, I thought you were destroyed long ago!"

---Nigh on 100 years ago...

Galaxia blurted out.

"Well, my death is coming back to haunt you!

---So now I'm alive and you'll soon be dead!

I think you should return those starseeds, they don't belong to you!

---"Hey. Steal your own."

Chaos will give you trouble!

---Chaos will give you....uh.....heh heh.....chaos...yeah....

" Powerstar said with bravery.

"He's not doing too bad!" Betty said to herself.

---Just bad enough is fine with me.

"I believe I know what Chaos will do to me if I try to mess with him."

"Then you're asking for it!"

---Sorry. I don't quite get what you're saying.

"Well, since you found yourself here, I'll make sure you never return!"

---I'll move and get an unlisted number!! HA!

Sailor Galaxia sends plasma towards Powerstar.

---In the form of a greetings card.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"

---You'll stain my neat cape!

Powerstar throws the wand in front of him for defense.

---and it just harmlessly falls on the floor.

"Crystal Blast Shine!"

---Vitreous Eruption Disseminate!!!! What a corny sounding move.

A large amount of radiation comes out in a powerful beam

---giving skin cancer to them all.

destroying the plasma balls and strikes Galaxia.

--Good. I hate all those annoying strikes Galaxias hanging around.

Galaxia moves around and notices that she has

---a stone in her shoe.

been poisoned by the blast. "You won't defeat me with just a radiation blast!"

---Ha ha! It'll take TWO radiation blasts and a pie in the face!

"I'm well aware of that. All of my attacks are radiant!

---"So I guess I'm just screwed all to heck then."

" Wizard Powerstar pointed the wand to Galaxia. She knew that another attack could permanently poison her.

---How does that work exactly?

"You've got one more chance,

---at winning MILLIONS in cash and prizes!

either you let me release the Sailor Senshi, or I blast you again."

"No chance!"

---Is she surrendering, or rejecting the offer?

Galaxia was gaining more plasma balls but they just melted in her arms.

---"Back in to the blood stream with yas."

"Your cheap radiation attack has also affected my attacks!

---I have no idea why, but it happened!

Therefore I will let you off with the Sailor Senshi. You are indeed noble, we shall battle again once I have regained my energy level

---I am a really cowardly and weak person!

and get cured of this poisoning."

"It lasts for only 12 hours.

---So use Advil. Advil always works great for my headaches and back pain.

You cannot servive 2 attacks at once.

---Don't argue with me. It's just one of those unwritten fanfic laws.

---servive?

I suggest that you are fully healthy.

---C'mon pal. You're healthy enough. I'll take you out anytime.

Sailor Galaxia then teleports away.

---(Powerstar)Now how do I get out of here?

"Yes! You did it David!

---You beat Goliath!

That was great! And you remembered not to blast her again!

---Just like your training said:"Never attack anyone name "Galaxia" more than once at a time".

Great job!"

---You get a sticker!

"I guess I did okay, but how do I help these girls? The problem is that I know their identity but they don't know mine.

---Maybe I can give them my number and we can have dinner sometime.

And this is just a fortress, I have no idea how computers work!"

---My left foot is bigger than my right foot, I have no idea why jam tastes good with peanut butter. These two things seem unrelated, somehow.

"Try curing them with your wand!"

---Hickery curing them?

Betty suggested.

"All of them?

---But that's bigamy!

But how? If I cure them all, I will be out of strength to teleport back home!" Powerstar tried and tried to think of other ways to see if they can be cured.

---I'm guessing they were sick or something, but it really never specified that.

But after a while, he decided to place his Star Jewel into the energy lock and used it to cure all of the Sailor Senshi.

---I was wondering earlier why he didn't do that in the first place! Isn't it obvious that the electroetherial powers of the I/O system in the 3rd generation Apple brand energy locks could release any transcendental power throughout the local area network and provide updated plug-ins for the life support system in each tube?

He then unlocked the chambers, took his Star Jewel and took off with Betty.

---And Joe ran off with Jenny.

All of the Sailor Senshi, surprised at the position that they were in, removed theirselves from the chambers.

---That should be THEMselves. Theirsleves is not a word.

The Mysterious Fortress had disappeared and had found themselves in the middle of the park.

---So all the mysterious fortresses appeared in the park? I don't get it.

"Hey, why am I here? I should be studying for my math final!"

---"Darn super powers. People kidnap me just because I can thwart their plans. I hate my life."

Amy ran off.

"Good thing I get Math next semester"

---I only have to study for French, English and Geography.

Serena sighed. Erica* and Michelle**

---They're the real STARS of this fic. Heh heh heh.

just shrugged their shoulders and walked home together.

---Hand in hand.

The rest of the girls also walked home but Serena remained in the park and looked up

---and a bird pooped on her head. Heh heh heh. I get a real kick out of that line.

into the star spotted evening sky.

"Hey Serena, you coming?" Darien asked her.

---Nah. I'll just kick around here for a while.

"Sure, in just a minute. You go ahead, I'll catch up." After gazing at the sky for a couple of minutes, she whispered "Thank you, whoever you are."

---Who was that masked man?

Then walked home.

Original idea "Sailor Moon" I am not claiming.

---Uh... sure man.


Wizard PowerStar™, Wizard Soldiers™, Wizard BlackHurricane™, Wizard MeteorFlash™, is Copyright © 1997-1999 to Matt Becker.

---Wizard hot dog vendor.