Sailor Trigger
Part 2 - the Time of Dread
A Sailor Moon/Chrono Trigger crossover fanfic by Sailor Koban TNK(shaunoc@stnetcom.com)
With help from KnightShade(debracras@tislink.net).
Legal notes:
Chrono Trigger, and all characters derived from it are the property of Square co., and are used without permission.
Sailor moon, and all characters derived from it are the property of Naoko Takeuchi, and are also used without permission.
Red Dragons, and all characters derived from it are the property of the author, and are used with permission.
Story notes:
---Take out laundry.
This story takes place on the world presented in Chrono Trigger.
---Welcome to the new theme park. WORLD OF CHRONO TRIGGER!
For those familiar with the game,
---For those who aren't then you're all messed to heck.
the land is similar to that shown in 1999 A.D.
---THIS YEAR!!!
For the senshi, this story takes place sometime between "Treed" and "Serena times two" in the Sailor Moon R series.
---Whatever.
----
The next morning, the Senshi, the time travelers, and the Red Dragons decided to go
---to grandmother's house!!
to Bangor for a sightseeing tour.
---which supplied free refreshments.
They passed an ice cream store, and...
---OH MY!!! I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE!!!! IT JUST LEAVES YOU ON A CLIFF!!!!!!!
"Rei can I borrow some GP to get some ice cream?" Serena asked.
---No. We need that for toll.
"No," replied Rei, "We should save our GP."
---And invest intelligently into stocks and mutual funds.
"Come on, Rei!"
"I said 'no!'"
---But my stomach said 'YES'!
"But-" THWACK!
---Butt-THWACK? Uh... heh heh heh.
Rei slapped her upside the head.
---And then Downside her head.
Serena fell backwards and started bawling.
---OW! MY BRAIN!!!
"Crying like a child," Magus said partly to himself
---Where did the other part go? Off into space?
.
"Why does everybody hate meee?" Serena whined
---Whooooooo?
.
"Because you're weak!"
---You...uh.... weakling?
Magus shouted. "And Lavos eats the weak!
---Every day at Nine.
Shape up while you can!"
---You can borrow my pass to the YMCA.
"I just wanted some GP for ice cream!"
---For CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
"Then fight a monster!"
---This would seem to be unrelated if you've never played a Role Playing game.
Serena got up and walked away from the town, grumbling
---The mean, nasty town.
.
----
Serena went into the forest just west of Bangor to have some time to herself.
---With no one else!
She walked along thinking until something hit her leg.
---Then she stopped thinking all together.
She looked down and saw a basketball-sized green creature with a large, toothy mouth.
---It was a ball that really needed dental work.
The RolyPoly growled.
---Isn't that a company that makes kids toys?
"Moon... Crystal... Power!" Serena shouted, transforming into the "pretty sailor-suited soldier" Sailor Moon. Serena pulled out her Moon Scepter.
---Out of her head.
Swinging it, she said,
---GERONIMO!!
"Moon.. Scepter... Elimination!" The scepter shot out thousands of tiny sparkles at the RolyPoly.
---The new barbie "enemy decoration kit".
The sparkles passed harmlessly through the RolyPoly.
---THEY'RE SPARKLES!! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT???
It bit Serena's leg, and she screamed in pain
---Those are some sparkles.
.
"Get off my leg, you weird little ball-thingy!"
---Or I may have to do stuff.
----
Koban, who happened to be in the woods meditating at the time, heard Serena screaming and ran towards her.
---I'll teach you to disturb my meditation!
He grabbed the RolyPoly and killed it with his bare hands.
---He just pulled the little air stopper out and it deflated to death.
He then bandaged Serena's leg.
---To his.
A sweat drop rolled down the back of Serena's head as she said,
---"I sure am sweaty."
"I've gotta learn to fight. This is pathetic!"
---No argument here.
Koban was about to reply, "You're right, you can't even handle a RolyPoly," but he decided not to.
---due to the fact that he had laryngitis.
He was not terribly compassionate towards most people, but he was not a cruel man.
---That's what they said about Scrooge but look at him NOW!
---Actually he's just one of those stereotypical guys that lives in scary mansions but isn't really a bad guy.
----
Meanwhile, back at the tour of Bangor...
---Meanwhile... back at the ranch..
"And this is the main control panel for the dome shield."
---We sure hope you aren't a spy and aren't going to lower the shield and signal an air raid. Now here's how to work it...
The tour guide droned.
"So... Boring... ZzzzZz... Huh? Wha?" Mina drowsed.
---Huh? What? I was going to ask the same thing.
"Whose idea was it to tour the city's security system, anyway?"
---Iraq's.
Lita grumbled.
---She hadn't eaten in 4 days.
Lucca paused in her examination of the control panel and said,
---This information will catch a fair price at the.... never mind... I meant..
.
"I happen to enjoy learning about complex technological systems."
---Like speak and spell.
"So do I," Ami said,
---They lived happily ever after. THE END.
"But I don't interrupt everyone's schedule with it."
---Like YOUUUUUUU! *ahem*
Everything was routinely boring until Serena stumbled in, tripped over a loose floor panel and hit the guard robot's control panel.
---And the bombing started.
The 12-foot tall robot made some strange scrambled noises,
---Scrambled egg noises.
then scooped up a couple of
---eggs.
people and started juggling while singing a part from Wagner's _The Ring Cycle,_
---And Maytag's _The rinse Cycle_.
which would have created a very funny picture for an independent observer.
---Like someone from "National Enquirer"
Koban entered the room, and, seeing the robot singing and juggling, managed to stop himself from laughing long enough to say,
---"HAHAHAHAHA."
"Looks like we'd better take this thing off-line."
Five transformations and 12 weapon draws later...
---That's heck to turn off.
Crono and frog ran toward the robot and simultaneously slashed their swords at the robot when their paths crossed.
---And yet they managed not to KILL each other in the process!
Immediately afterward, Ayla jumped and landed on the robot's head, spinning like a drill.
---The robot's head, or her?
All three of them were surprised that the robot had apparently not taken any damage.
---It must run on ENERGIZER. It keeps going and going and going....
"Mars... Fire... Ignite!" Rei shouted, releasing a fireball at the robot.
---From it's cage.
The fireball richocheted off of the robot's skin and headed right back at her.
---IT'S FIRE!! IT DOESN'T RICHOCHET!!! AND WHY DOES THE ROBOT HAVE SKIN?
Robo quickly removed her from the fireball's path. The 17 fighters used every attack at their disposal on the robot, but to no avail.
---They sucked.
"We've thrown everything at it but the kitchen sink!" Koban shouted.
---Please don't say it.... please don't say it..... Please... please....
Magus hurled a kitchen sink at the robot.
---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!!!!
"I had to say it..."
---I wish you didn't.
"I had to do it," Magus responded.
---says who?
The sink hit the robot and knocked open its head, exposing the wiring inside.
---This is so corny. Where did they get the sink anyway?
Akira telekinetically lifted Koban onto the robot's head, and Koban cut the wires with his katana.
---Actually it was a Ginsu but no one knew.
The robot's eyes went dark, it made a coughing/hiccuping/wheezing sound,and it fell forward at the hips until its body almost touched the ground.
----Uh... ouch? And how does a robot cough?
Erick looked at the robot and said to the tour guide,
---I want to go to Disney land next year.
"You'd better fix that. Someone could get hurt."
---Hyuk hyuk.
----
After what was referred to as "the RolyPoly-Robot incident,"
---Now in paperback.
Serena decided to learn to use the boomerang.
---And the kitchen sink, it worked so well last time.
Her first few attempts were less than successful, resulting in quite a few scratches and bruises.
---And stitches.
When she entered the house, Koban took one look at her and said, "It's a good thing you haven't tried learning with one of those edged boomerangs.
---The one you're using is round.
You probably would end up cutting off your hand. Or your head."
---Or your colon.
"Thanks for the support," Serena grumbled, walking into her room.
"Baka," Koban said, then continued practicing his flute playing.
---Continued?
After about a week of bumps, bruises, and other mishaps,
---She felt awfully "week". Heh heh heh.
Serena decided to find someone to teach her to throw and catch correctly.
---Roberto Alomar.
She hired a combat trainer, Alex from Arris for 75 GP a lesson.
---And she had trouble buying an ice cream?
"The problem with what you're doing, Serena," Alex said, "is that you're holding the boomerang too close to the center.
---of the earth
Hold the end of the boomerang in your hand like so, keep your arm straight, move the other arm out of the way, and swing your arm like this.
---You sure can tell that the author knows about his boomerangs. Yup. Sure does.
Good! Now, faster. That's it! This time, when you reach the middle of your swing, let it go. Perfect! Watch for it, and grab it out of the air... Now!" By the time Serena finished her training for the day, she had only been hit once, when a RolyPoly distracted her by trying to bite her leg.
---Leg of Serena is a delicacy
After five lessons, Serena had gained enough skill to be able to hunt monsters by herself.
---Hey. Why doesn't the Chrono Trigger gang show up?
After fighting some RolyPolys, she learned how to throw her boomerang
---And keep it clean.
so that it circled around her twice then returned!
---Yeah. Right.
----
When Serena came back to the house, she was absolutely ecstatic.
"I think I've learned a tech!"
---I think I contracted small pox!
"Really?" asked Marle. "What do you call it?"
"Round Return."
---Corny to the MAXIMUM!
Serena went to the training room
---After using the ladies room.
and demonstrated her new tech to everyone.
"Big deal," Magus interjected, "you're still weak!"
---But your odor isn't.
The others made comments, but their words were lost on her.
---Brain? What a brain?
----
The next day Serena went back into the woods.
---AND SAW THE TEDDY BEARS PICNIC!
"I'll show that dirty Magus!"
---There. See him. I just showed you.
Serena grumbled to herself. "I'll kill more monsters!"
---Yeah... That's it. That will solve all my problems.
She came upon a small bush, and heard movement within it.
---AHHHHH! MANBUSH!! NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!
"Here we go," Serena said, pulling out her boomerang.
The bush roared menacingly.
---We don't want to know.
Serena turned pale. "Eep!"
Suddenly, a huge snake slid out from under the bush.
---Since when did snakes roar? It said the bush roared menacingly.
The huge mouth and gnashing teeth were the obvious reason why experienced monster hunters called these creatures "Gnashers."
---Hyuk hyuk.
Serena didn't know this of course, so she freaked out as only she could.
---Go girl!
"EEEEEEEK! Giant Snake!"
---Hey everyone! Stuff happening! Yo!
Remembering herself,
---"Oh yeah. I'm here. I'LL SAVE THE DAY!
she pulled her Moon Scepter out to see if it would work on this creature. "Moon... Scepter... Elimination!"
---Moon... Scepter... Examination... (darn it. Exams are coming up.)
The Scepter shot out a cloud of pretty gold dust.
---OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How pwetty.
The dust quickly proved itself useless.
The Gnasher bit Serena on the leg.
---Notice a trend?
"Leggo my leg!" Serena shouted.
---I need to finish my eggo!
"It too yummy!" the Gnasher growled.
Serena's leg started gushing blood out of the large bite wound.
---Like normal.
Serena decided to try again.
---Right here. On the leg. One more time.
"Moon... Scepter... Elimination!"
The large, red bulb at the end of the scepter flashed, hurled out a puff of smoke, and shattered.
---Oh no! My Genuine "Blackstone" wand!
The small flashing lights along the side of the large red bulb at the top blew out.
---Y2k bug.
Serena shook the scepter.
---"C'mon, work..."
It sounded like a burnt out light bulb. The Gnasher then bit Serena in the chest.
---At least it wasn't the leg this time.
Serena was losing a lot of blood and was stooping.
---I wouldnt' stoop so low.
She tried using her boomerang attack. The boomerang hit the Gnasher and it slithered back a few steps.
---The conscious boomerang.
As the boomerang was about to hit the Gnasher again, he ate it!
---Wow. That was a waste of a week of training. It ate it. How dumb can this story be. Yum. Good. Ouch, splinters.
Just when Serena thought that she was going to be seriously dead,
---Not to be confused with being comically dead.
she felt a kiss on her forehead.
---Actually it was just the snake sucking out her brains.
Suddenly, she stood up.
---Poof. She stood up.
She had regained some of her energy, and her wounds healed slightly. Ayla, Crono's Cro-Magnon friend, appeared from out of the woods and looked at Serena.
---Oh... trying to use big words to make up for the low quality of this fanfic.
"Ayla follow. Help friend."
"It's gonna eat me!"
---Or just her leg.
Serena said, pointing to the Gnasher. She kicked it in the head. The Gnasher quickly responded by biting her in the butt.
---HER HEAD IS HER BUTT?!?!?!? How would it get around her so fast?
"Perverted snake!"
---(snake)"Pick an apple from that tree..."
Ayla picked Serena up and threw her onto the Gnasher.
---Accept this sacrifice, oh great lord of darkness.
Just before she landed, Serena pulled out a spare boomerang
---Out of her skimpy little suit.
and hit it in the head.
---I didn't think boomerangs had heads.
"GRAPH!" the Gnasher growled, and disappeared.
---Lenny Graph? Where?
"Anyone got an Ace bandage?" Serena asked no one in particular.
Serena and Ayla walked home, rather slowly.
---As she bled to death.
"You almost die," Ayla reminded Serena.
---Now I will complete the job.
"I had him right where I wanted him!"
---On my butt.
Serena argued. "I need some Neosporin."
---Yeah right.
"Gnasher almost eat you. After eat weapon, you next on menu."
---Like a pre-historic woman would know what a menu was.
Serena rubbed where she had been bitten and winced. "That was one perverted snake!"
---Vone! Vone perverted snake. A ah ah ah ah. (thunder)
----
When they got home, Koban examined Serena's wounds.
---Now we know who's the REAL pervert.
"One casting of Cure 2 should heal those wounds, but you'll probably end up with a slight scar on your butt.
---"let me look at it for a moment...."
It's a good thing that Ayla was there, or you'd be dead."
---STOP LOOKING AT MY WOUNDS!!
"Look, Koban," Serena said, "I don't need your criticisms."
---And get away from my butt.
"I'm not criticizing. I'm just saying that there's no shame in running if you meet a monster that's too big for you. Meanwhile, I'd invest in some form of armor if I were you."
---Like heavy duty underwear.
----
It was now the middle of May and Koban was meditating before a fire.
---And after fire.
Sitting next to him was Rei who was asking the fire to tell her of the future.
---"Hello fire. How are you today? I have some nice kindling for you if you tell me the future...
Rei appeared to be in a trance; her eyes were rolled back into her head.
---And she passed out.
Suddenly, Koban stiffened, and his head was filled with voices.
---I have no room for this, you see I'm living with a crowded head...
They seemed familiar, yet displaced, as if he was receiving a very faint signal on a radio.
---Hey, I can get the Beegees on this station.
The first voice sounded more like a cross between a high-pitched whine, a gurgling noise, and a roar.
---Yup, that's the BeeGees.
Then he could make out voices. Human voices.
---Deep human voices. Loud, deep human voices.
"Serena!... Her neck's been snapped, and all of her ribs are broken... Can't you heal her?... She's too far gone... The same thing happened to Schala, and Crono couldn't heal her... If you don't do something, I'll break her leg!...
---WHAT'S THIS WITH HER LEG?
Put Sandra down!
---Who, uh... what?
Breaking her leg won't bring Serena back, Lita... Sandra!... Get her out, Lita!... You wouldn't help Serena, so why should I help you?... Damn it, Lita!
---Get out of my head!
... No! I won't!..."
Again he heard that strange roar/whine/gurgle.
---Someone killed my dog.
The next thing he knew Sandra was shaking him.
---Who is this SANDRA?
He looked in her eyes and shouted, "No! You won't let her die! I won't let you!"
---I won't let you let her die.
"Koban!" Sandra said, waving a cup of tea under his nose. "Snap out of it!"
---The tea commands you.
"I had a... vision of the future."
---"I'll just tell you this. Disco isn't quite dead."
----
At the end of time, Spekkio, the guardian of magic and god of war, scoured the vastness of time for disturbances in the magical web of history.
---Weaved the magical SPIDER of history.
He viewed all the time zones, pre-Day of Lavos 1999 last. Suddenly he gasped.
"Where the hell did those girls come from?"
---From their mothers?
Spekkio examined each one's aura quickly.
---Scan disk.
"What the hell is going on! I don't remember giving any of them magic! That girl with the pigtails, she has the strongest will of them all, and yet she possesses no magic.
---It's so filling, yet has no calories.
This is too rare to pass up, I'll soon change that!"
---Suckers....
----
Meanwhile...
Serena was asleep, dreaming of Darien and cream pies. But that soon changed.
"Serena... Serena..."
Serena suddenly found herself in a strange, gothic-looking square. In the center was an 18th-century style lamp post, with an old man in a heavy robe leaning against it, sleeping and blowing bubbles out of his nose.
---He's going for the record.
"Eww!" Serena said. "And they say *I'm* a heavy sleeper..."
---Well, maybe *YOU* are too.
"Come here, child..." the voice said, "Behind the door over there..."
---The bathroom.... jiggle the handle....
Serena entered the room and saw what looked like a small, white panda bear with a brown face standing in the middle.
---Playing a quick round of Tetris.
"What are you staring at?" he asked Serena.
---I'm staring at this magic TV which has these 5 girls that... hey... I'm one of them!
"I'm not sure yet. You're cute, but, what do you want with me?"
---I need you to get me some coffee.
"I am Spekkio, god of war, and guardian of magic. I brought you here to help you."
"How is an albino panda supposed to help me?"
---In your future, humans protected pandas so much that we survived and evolved beyond them. We now know everything.
"My shape depends upon your aura."
"My aura's a panda? I always thought it would be a rabbit."
---Or a hamster
.
"No, your aura is weak so I look weak to you."
"You wouldn't happen to know a guy named Magus, would ya?"
---He's my boss.
"Yes. He was a rude one. When I told him he possessed Shadow magic, he just gave me a look and said, 'well, of course!'
---Like duh... whatever.
Enough! Time to evaluate your character.
---Yes we have enough time to evaluate.
Relax and close your eyes..."
Serena did so. Spekkio's eyes narrowed and he stared at Serena.
---And then bit her leg.
Suddenly, a crescent moon appeared on her forehead, and her eyes opened.
"What did you do to me?" She nearly shouted.
"I evaluated your character.
---And I found it lacking in character.
It is as I thought. You are strong in will, but weak in body. Walk around the room three times, counter-clockwise."
---For no good reason.
Serena walked around the room three times, but she noticed that she was walking clockwise.
"Oh, heck. I went backwards, didn't I?" Serena said, turning slightly red in the cheecks.
---If I only had a brain...
Spekkio, obviously frustrated, frowned and said to himself, "She's not very bright, is she?"
---Who's he talking to?
Then, to Serena, he said, "When you go around the room three times, the right way, you will have the magic of the moon."
.
---Whatever that is..
"Of course I do," Serena said. "I've had it for quite some time." Trying to talk as she walked, she tripped. "D'oh! Could you give me a hand?"
.
---Or paw.
"If you don't learn to stand up for yourself, you'll never get anywhere."
.
---Not even over there..
Serena got back up and completed her three laps.
.
---Man am I pooped. Whew..
"Right direction this time. Good! You now know Lunar Boost,.
---Just walking around just implanted the knowledge into your head. Honestly.
.
which will increase your strength during battle. This is the first spell you will learn..
---Shouldn't that be learned?.
If you practice, eventually, you will master the moon's magic."
.
---You can borrow it, but you can't keep it..
Serena walked up to Spekkio, and hugged him. "Thanks!"
"You are welcome. Now... Begone!"
.
---"But I thought I was welcome..."
----
Serena sat up in bed, sweating.
---Man, I shouldn't of eaten that pizza.
"What a weird dream..." Serena said to herself.
---Because there was no one else around.
"Dream?" Spekkio's voice echoed in her mind. "Your time will come soon enough... Just don't forget. Clear?"
---Actually, it looks like it could rain today...
"Umm... Okay." Serena pulled the covers over herself and went back to sleep.
---She must not be disturbed by those voices in her head.
----
After the fire reading, Koban was visibly shaken.
---Not stirred.
Frog decided to talk to him and maybe arrange a mock-battle to test their relative strength.
---"My uncle is stronger than your uncle."
The former human knight from 600 A.D. sat next to Koban.
---Look Koban, I can tell you feel bad, but Kids Help phone can help.
"I wish to know of thy skill, Koban," He began. "What be thy weapon?"
---The electric rotating jagged 6-pronged fork.
Koban's eyes, one green, one blue,
---Danced merrily in the fire.
seemed to light up with a mystic fire that had been absent scince the fire reading. "I am the sworn protector of the twin ninja swords of Masamune and Murasame."
---And the MesaMasa and the Mooymooy and the WakaWaka.
"What on Earth? Thou haveth the Masamune as well?"
---Maybe, who want's to know?
Frog unsheathed his sword, followed by Koban.
"Aha! My Masamune is quite a bit thinner,"
---Uh... um... uh....
Koban stated, "and black as well."
"Aye, though they be the same in name, they are quite different.
---"Too bad your Masamune SUCKS!!!"
Thou possesseth a katana, and I posses a broad sword!"
"Mine has the red dragon inscribed on the blade,
---Isn't that a pub?
going down to the hilt."
"Mine is much plainer, yet it houses two mystic beings."
---Laurel and Hardy!
"Mine was carved from the tooth of the Red Dragon."
---Not A red dragon but THE red dragon.
Magus walked into the room, looking for the kitchen.
---And it's sink.
"Comparing your might, eh?" He said in is his usual, blase tone.
"Beware, Magus," Frog said to him, "there be two Masamunes now!"
---There be gold in them thar hills.
"Rubbish!" Magus said, with the tiniest hint of fear in his dark red eyes.
Frog stood up and walked next to Magus, then pointed the Masamune at him.
---See. I told you so.
A shiver went through Magus' 7 foot tall frame, then he said,
---"I'm cold"
"Get that thing away, toad, or I'll turn you into a rabite."
---And it turns into a Secret of Mana Crossover as well!
"Try yours, Koban," Frog said, withdrawing back to where he was sitting.
---Let's see if you can make him shiver.
"Damn..."
Koban stood up and did the same as Frog. Magus smiled slightly.
"It feels warm, almost comforting."
"This be one fine mystery," Frog commented.
---Let's hire Colonial Mustard to figure it out.
"Indeed," Magus replied.
"It's weird all right," Koban added.
"A light Masamune," Frog continued,
---And a heavy Masamune.
"and a dark Masamune. Or so it seems."
---I'm not yet sure, but I'll get back to you later.
"I never specifically said mine was a dark one. But, as they say, 'the proof is in the pudding.'"
---And the evidence is in the jell-o.
"Well, if Magus takes a liking to it, it must be enchanted with some type of dark magic."
---Maybe that's a good Christmas gift idea.
"A Ninja does not dabble in dark magic. The Ninja should not succumb to evil influences."
---Killing people in the dark, of course, is a whole different thing.
"Let me see those things," Magus said, snatching both Masamunes.
---Then stabbed both of them and left. THE END.
He shivered from touching Frog's Masamune, yet Koban's Masamune seemed to counteract the effect of the other one.
Koban drew the other blade from its scabbard, and examined it.
---Looks clean enough.
It looked identical in nearly every way, except that it was blue and shorter by a flute's length.
---So it really didn't look at all like the other.
"The Murasame seems to be sleeping..." he muttered.
---It spent all last night at the Red Dragon.
"Hmm..." Magus thought out loud, "Suppose if we melted the blades of these two swords, and reforged them together?"
---It would become the Marasume!
Koban advanced on Magus, brandishing the Murasame in his hand.
"No way buddy! I have taken a solemn vow to let no harm come to the Masamune, or to this blade!"
"That would either make a *very* powerful sword,"
---How does that make it stronger? It's metal and it's sharp. What else?
Frog mused, "or it would completely destroy the balance of nature."
---One of the "natural phenomenon"
"'Twas only an idea," Magus said."
---Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house...
"Well," Koban said, taking the Masamune back from Magus, "Don't let that thought cross your mind again, wizard!"
---There will be no upsetting the whole space/time/natural continuum while I'm here.
"Mayhap thou wouldst like to have a mock battle in the training room,"
---PILLOW FIGHT!!!
Frog said, looking at Koban's Masamune.
"Where was I?" Magus asked himself. "Ah, yes..." Magus walked into the kitchen.
---"Now where is that sink..."
"That should be very interesting," Koban said.
----
---What, the kitchen?
After the battle, Frog put a damp towel on his head and sat down on a mat.
---My skin sure is wet, but I'm a frog so I don't need to dry myself off. I'd die if I did.
"That was quite a battle," Koban said, watching Frog dip the towel in a bucket of water, and place it on his head again.
---"You sure look funny with that bucket on your head"
"Yes," Said Frog. "We did not hit each other once, and we were not trying to avoid hitting each other."
---We must really suck at this.
----
That night, before Magus went to sleep, he reached into his pack and pulled out a calendar.
---Let's see. Dentist tomorrow, Birthday on the 12th, air raid on the 30th...
He waved his hand over it, and another day was crossed out.
---Poof.
He flipped the leaves over,
---Leaves?
counting the number of unmarked squares left before the one labeled "Revenge."
---Kill my Ex.
====
I hope you enjoyed reading Sailor Trigger, part 2: the Time of Dread as much as we enjoyed writing it. Thank you, and good night.
---Well, we didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
Greetz go out to AErith, BWA, CapnAhab, ChronoTri, Chun-Li^sPillow, Claud, CybSled, Draagn, Edge64, EvelSizor, Evolver, FuzzBuster, Garjon, Genji, Gleemonex, GrImp, Infe, JohnRisser, Jordan, JunagleCat, ]{ipi, KnightShade, Leeta, Letoram, Lukka, Magus9X, MentalMan, Midnight_Mage, Mina-P, Mr_Goat, MrGrits, PameLee, Ranko, Ranma`Saotome, Ryoga, RXX, Shampoo_, Sheex, SirGolbez, SOM2Freak, SouL-CrusheR, Suky, [Swift], Sylph, Tandrum, Tat, Tom-Servo, WhiteMage, Zoi, and the whole GRIT gang. You know who you are.
---The only people I can respect here are the people named Tom-Servo and Shampoo_. Shampoo is such a funny name. Shampoo: No name brand fertilizer.
---Well, that was a pretty bad crossover. I still have yet to actually find a GOOD crossover. Anyway, see you next fanfic!
