~* The Demon In My Soul:*~
The Future Is Told
***some parts are violent***
All characters belong to Square Soft,
blah blah blah,now on with the show!
*part one*
chapter one...
In the Highwind:
"Come on everyone! Red has something to tell us!" Aerith shouted.
In the meeting room, everyone was seated. "Eh, my seat's warm.
---You're sitting on the mystic "HEATED ROCK" of Nyobi
Barrett, did you sit here?" Cloud whined.
"Huh?" Barrett asked.
"Did
you sit here?" Cloud asked.
---"Do I have to spell it out?"
"Hell no!" Barrett shouted.
---We won't go!!!
Cloud looked
looked around. "Red, did you?"
".....well.....uh,...."
---Fart?
Cloud sighed.
"Vincent , did you?" Cloud asked. Vincent looked up from his book with a
puzzled look.
"What?"
*pause*
---*no*
"Well?" Cloud asked.
"What are you
asking?" Vincent said.
---Why's the sky blue?!?
"ANYTHING!! Did you sit here?"
"That's what I
thought you said.." Vincent mumbled and went back to reading.
*pause*
"So did you?" Cloud asked, very annoyed.
"Did I what?" Vincent asked,
---fart???
equally annoyed.
"ARGH!! Did you sit here?!"
"Damn it Cloud! That's
getting f**** annoying! Both of you shut the hell up!" Cid yelled.
"......um,...Cloud...actually, I sat there." Red XIII confessed.
---and farted. Excuse me.
"Why didn't you tell me that earlier??"
---Does it matter?
"Because you cut me off."
---and our relationship was going so well.
"I do believe there is a meeting going on.." Cait Sith said, ticked
off.
"Cait Sith's right. What is it you wanted to tell us Red?" Tifa
asked.
Red took a deep breath. "O.k, lately there has been reportings
of a monster flying around-"
---It's aliens.
"Another Weapon?"
---from the aliens.
Cloud interrupted.
"No
one really knows. Some people got close enough to see it. They said it
was a dragon,demon,human mix.
---could you be a little more specific?
It's been destroying towns,churches,cities,
even schools."
---Well I can understand the thing about the schools...
Red walked towards a map of the world. "Also, I have been recording
it's sightings," he points to little red dots scatterd all over the
world.
---But his paw was so big, no one knew where he was pointing at.
"See here? O.k, first that town, then a city 20 miles away. Then
another town not to far away from the last city, and yet another town
with 2 schools in them close by."
---I think the author hates school
Red walked to the other side. "On
this continent a whole sqiggly line of towns, all attacked by the same
creature. One after the other."
---NO!!! NOT THE SQUIGGLY LINE!!!
Then he pointed to green dots. "These towns have not been attacked. If
I can pin point the next town/city it will attack..."
---I win a million dollars!!!
"We can find
it and kill it....right?" Cait Sith said.
---No. It's Invicible.
"Right." Red agreed.
"So
that's that." Barrett
said. He got up and left.
---THE END.
After everyone left, Tifa went to Red XIII.
---Even though he had left.
"Red, keep a close eye
on that thing. It hasn't attacked my hometown yet. And I want it to be
kept that way..."
---I'm greedy.
chapter two...
Late at night Red came running in the main room of the Highwind.
"Bad news!
---THIS FANFIC HAS MORE THAN ONE CHAPTER!!!
That creature is coming straight to your hometown Tifa and
Cloud!"
---Who would've guessed.
Tifa and Cloud jumped up.
---And banged their heads on the low ceiling.
"What!?" they shouted. "Let's go!
Now!" Cloud ordered.
---MORPHIN' TIME!!!
Within 5 minutes, the Highwind was parked. Sure
enough, the creature was hovering near by. It was 10 meters tall, horns
on it's head pointing downwards,
---through his skull.
huge talons, razor sharp teeth,
purpleish blue skin, and snake like eyes.
---That's PURPLISH!
It roared at the sight of the group, almost as if it was expecting
them...
---Because it was.
You could see the town in the distance.
---"I can see my house." exclaimed Cloud.
Yuffie threw her weapon right at it's eyes. It slashed across it's
face, the monster counter attacked by swinging it's huge hand at her.
Hurting her, but not greatly.
---Nice complete sentence.
Cloud 4x cut on the creature,
---Even though it was hovering above them.
Tifa: beat
rush, Barrett: big shot, Cid: dragon dive, RedXIII : star dust, Cait
Sith: toy box.
---Ed Wood: Plan9,
Almost everyone did their limit breaks. After all
that, the demon was only scrached.
---Because nothing hit him since he was hovering. The scratch was from a low flying plane.
"This doesn't look good.." Cait Sith
said.
---Yeah. That's one butt-ugly monster.
Aerith cast healing wind. "This thing is too damn strong!" Cid
exclaimed. Then, everyone heard the noise when someone casts a
spell.
---Nice and specific.
Neo Bauhmet zero yep, Vincent was casting that kick-ass spell.
---We don't need to have a play by play view of the battle here.
The
creature screamed in pain as the gigantic laser beam smashed down on
it. Green ooze dripped down on the floor as the spell was finished.
---I THOUGHT IT WAS OUTSIDE THE TOWN. WHA???
Part of it's face was blasted away.
It looked at Vincent with it's
menacing eyes. Time seemed to slow down dramatically.
---Those temporal rifts are the pits.
The demon raised
one of it's hands, blue and red light surrouned it,
---The police are after it now!
then a thick
blue/red laser beam shot out of it's hand.
It went right threw
---What did it throw?
Vincent's right side.
---Uh... OK.
Blood splatterd everywhere as the beam continued to go threw him
---Nice spelling there.
like a hot knife threw butter.
---LEARN TO SPELL!!!!
Vincent dropped to his knees holding his
punctured side.
The demon let out a sicking laughter
----HAHAHAHBleeeech.
, Vincent looked up
to the creature.
---With respect and honour.
All it did was stare back, then opened his wings and
flew away.
---I thought it only stared?
Vincent collapsed on the floor unconsious.
---What floor?
Time returned to
normal and everyone got out of their trance the demon put on them.
---They were put in a trance? When?
Yuffie gasped at the sight and ran to Vincent's side. "No! WAKE UP!!
Speak to me, Vincent!!!"
---I... Love you man.
She screamed and shook Vincent's limp body.
---Causing him to fall apart.
"Red!! Help him, now!!!" Aerith shrieked. Red XIII ran to Vincent, who
was gasping for air.
"This is horrible. I'll see what I can do..." Red
XIII said to no one in particular.
---And no one in particular answered.
"Shouldn't we take him to a
hospital!?" Cait Sith asked frantically.
"Alright. Let's go." Tifa said, trying to not show her fear.
---But failed.
It was
best if someone stayed calm....
---It was Vincent.
chapter three...
---"HELP!!! MORE!!!
Yuffie sat up in her bed.
---"Man, do I have a craving for apple pie.
She looked outside threw the window
---I want to throw this fanfic out the window.
and gazed at the midnight sky. It began to rain as Yuffie looked at the
full moon...
---and turned into a werewolf.
She rememberd Vincent casting the spell, the demon,the laser beam,
the blood,and then Vincent falling to the ground lifeless..
---So he cast a spell, a demon, a laser, some blood and himself. To where?
Yuffie came back to reality when she heard a knock on her door.
---AVON!!!
"What
is it?" she said opening the door.
---from her bed.
It was Aerith.
She walked in and
said, "Yuffie, don't you think it's freaky staying in this big,scary
mansion?" she asked.
---and said, she asked. Nice sentence structure.
The only place they could find was the mansion in
Nibleheim
---All the rest of the world was stuck in that temporal rift.
"Yeah, I hate walking outside in the
hallway.." Yuffie said.
---Then don't do it.
"That was scary today when we fought that creature, huh?"
---Uh... Technically, it's tomorrow.
Aerith said
looking at a dusty desk top. Yuffie nodded and sat down on her bed.
---Which she never had got up from.
"..I...hope Vincent is alright.." Aerith said quietly. Yuffie looked
away from Aerith's stare and added, "Red said he got hurt really really
bad
---But we didn't notice until he told us.
....he..doesn't know if..he will survive.."
---neither... will... this author... if he... keeps.... writing... fanfics like.... this.
Aerith looked at Yuffie
---You have something in your teeth there.
and noitced a tear fall down on her face. "Yuffie? Are you alright?"
---No. Go away.
Aerith asked, putting her hand on Yuffie's shouler.
Yuffie wiped a tear from her eye. "Y-yes. I.....I'm just..*choke*
---HEY!!! That's my name too.
worried." Yuffie's last words ended in sobs and she was on Serith's
shoulder crying.
---She was mystically transported to Serith's shoulder.
"There there Yuffie.....he'll be fine.." Aerith said
soothingly.
chapter four...
---Chapter more.
"We have to take this seriousliy. Seeing what that thing
can do and all..." Tifa trailed off, looking at Yuffie. Barrett looked
at Yuffie.
---Everyone looked at Yuffie.
"Yo! You've been cryin' girl?" Yuffie looked down, avoiding
Barrett and most likely everyone.
---No. The ceiling was leaking.
Aerith looked at Barrett coldly
meaning for him to 'shut up now before I come over there and hurt you'.
---The evil eye.
"o.k,o.k.." Barrett said rolling his eyes.
---to Red.
"We can't sit around
waiting for Vin to heal."
---Since he's dead.
Red XIII said.
"So are you saying we fight
that thing without him?"
---We can only have 3 people. It won't make a big dif.
Cloud asked. "Shit, when Yuffie got attacked,
she only got hurt.
---Firm grasp of the obvious here.
I'm guessing that the one attack the creature did
was like some kind of a f****** super attack...or something." Cid
mumbled.
---or maybe just an ordinary super attack.
"Well, he hasn't even flinched in the last 4 days." Red
said.
---He's dead. What do you want?
"Is he going to die?" Cait Sith asked shakily.
---I hate to break it to you but...
".....maybe..but.." Red stuttered.
---A problem he had since childhood.
Yuffie stood up, avoiding everyone's look and ran into the shadows of the next room.
"You guys!! Couldn't you see that she's
sensitave when you talk about Vincent?!..."
---Didn't you notice all through the game?
Aerith whisperd loudly and
went after Yuffie.
"Stay here, o.k? It's a girl thing.." Tifa said and went after the
two.
---Ewwww.
Cid grinned, "Shouldn't you go with them Cait Sith?" he teased,
only to get a book thrown in his face.
---"Hey. Robot's don't like being refered to as any gender.
* * *
"Yuffie?" Tifa asked looking around. They found her huddled in a
corner by a window.
"What?" Yuffie asked with no emotion.
"Don't sit
there. What if there are spiders there?"
---Well then I sat on them.
Aerith said in her normal, sweet
tone.
"I don't care." Yuffie sobbed. Tifa and Aerith looked at each
other. They've never seen Yuffie like this.
"Yuffie......you
don't..care...for Vincent..........do you?" Tifa asked.
---computation error.....please reboot.....
"........"
"You do don't you?" Aerith said looking at her. Then they heard
Vincent screaming as if he was being torn apart slowly.
---They'd recognize that sound anywhere.
Yuffie gasped
and ran to his room. When she opened the door, she saw Vincent clawing
at the air and yelling.
---Like the dog he was.
His eyes were shut tight and was sweating.
---But you couldn't see that because his eyes were shut.
Aerith jogged in and sat by Yuffie.
---I CAME IN SECOND! YAY!!!
"Hey you guys, we can handle this.
Last thing we need is you people bothering us. Red, you can help.
The rest of you go to the cafe.
---If it wasn't destroyed.
We'll call you when everything's
alright." Tifa said. Red walked in and sat by Aerith and Yuffie. Cloud
sighed and left the mansion with the others.
***
Vincent was crushed down in the floor with a sickening crunch.
Vincent screamed in pain as his his right arm was being crushed by the
demon's foot. Vincent struggled to lift up his robot arm, then he
plunged it deep into the creature's foot.
---Even though it was destroyed earlier.
Hojo winced in pain and
released his hold. Vincent was a wreck, his right arm was broken and
bloody, he coughed blood almost all the time
---How much does this guy have?
, his left leg was
broken,deep wounds were all over his body,the metal arm was cracked, his
chest felt broken,
---because it was. All his bones were broken. Remember?
and to top things off, he couldn't even move because of the pain.
---and because all his bones were broken.
Vincent's eyes began to water as he tried to stand.
---I want my Mommy.
"Look at you! You're worthless! A souless human.."
Hojo bellowed.
***
"Damn you! Go to hell Hojo!!!!" Vincent shouted.
---"I'm not soulless. I can swear!!!
"Vincent!!! Wake
up!" Tifa shrieked.
"hmm, Hojo? What's he dreaming about?" Red asked.
---maybe... HOJO?
"Red! Wake him up! Look at him, he's suffering in that nightmare!!" Yuffie
exclaimed.
---And I'm sick of him snoring.
chapter five...
Vincent kicked off all the covers as Red chanted a awaking spell.
---"AWAKE!!!"
He kept screaming as if he was getting tortured in the worst way.
"Red! Hurry up! This must be a horrible nightmare!"
---How'd ya guess?
Tifa said. Red finally was
finished with the spell,
---"AWAKE!!!"
then a green light surronded him. As Red
concentarted, he bit his bottom lip. Suddenly, the light broke.
---"...cheap...lousy...lamp.
"Damn! There has to be some evil in his dreams, to powerful that I can't even
---how to powerful in six easy steps.
sense what Vincent is seeing." Red excalimed while pulling out a
phoenix bean bag thingy.
---I have 2 at home!!
***
"Is this the end? Am I going to die?"
---This fanfic is killing me.
Those words kept on running
threw Vincent's head.
---Threw... *shudder*
"Why are you playing 'Cat and Mouse', Hojo?!
---Would you rather play "Candy Land"?
Do
you like seeing people in pain, and torturing people's souls?!"
---and even their bodies maybe...
Vincent
shouted, then coughed more blood. "Right now, I'm enjoying torturing
your soul.....from now on, I live in it.
---It's kinda roomy...
Slowly draining it... and while
I'm at it, I have fun by bashing you around!" Hojo shouted. "I'm a part
of you, Valentine."
---Will you be mine?
Just then Vincent felt something strange in his body.
---It was a spider off the floor.
"Oh look, that
mutt friend of yours is trying to get you out of this nightmare. Well
listen to this Vincent.
---ELEVATOR MUSIC! HAHAHAHA! TRUE EVIL!!!
From now on..YOU ARE IN A LIVING HELL! I'll make
sure you die slow.
---..................ly.
..I'll be waiting for you in your nightmares.
---Well, I'm already dead so sleep isn't a big part of my life.
Once I
kill you here...you're dead forever..
---Duhhhhhhhhhh.
then your soul is mine." Hojo
explained with a evil tone.
***
Red placed the statue on Vincent's chest, it slowly blinked and sat
up.
---Animated statues. It contradicts itself.
It made a sound like a chocobo and spread out its wings. The cute,
big eyed bird started to chirp, like chanting. Sparkle dust came out
of the bird's wings.
---TINKERBELL!!!
Then it froze up and turned lifeless again.
Vincent woke up right away. Red smiled and said, "I'll go get the
rest." and left out the door.
---Zzzzzzz.
Aerith and Tifa got up and streched.
---and 1 and 2 and 1 and...
"Since he's awake now, we'll be going too."
Both of them left.
---And Vincent fell right back to sleep.
(Great.
What kind of friends are they? They know I-)
---.....They know I..... What was I talking about?
Yuffie thought with a flat
face but her thoughts got enturrupted.
---Something entered her upted.
"Yuffie."
"Oh! haha. Yes?" Yuffie said with a sweatdrop.
---I speak with sweat drops also.
"How long have I been
asleep?" Vincent asked.
--- Did I miss Letterman?
His eyes seemed to burn into hers.
(Damn. He's
so serious, why can't he ever-)
---.....Why can't he ever.....What was I talking about?
"Well?"
Yuffie looked up again with
a bigger sweat drop. "Four days."
---Man. I missed the Tuesday Movie.
Yuffie said in a slightly sqeeky
voice. ( Great!! Now I'm talking in that stupid sqeeky voice-!)
---Who's thinking this?
"That
long...?" Vincent said in concern.
(O.k, I have to stop thinking and
listen to what he has to say. WAIT! I don't want to stay here! I know
how I am when I'm in front of someone I-)
---.....someone I..... what was I talking about?
Yuffie looked up. "Eveything
o.k?" she asked. Yuffie noticed the troubled look on Vinny's face.
"...."
---Calm down Vinny. Mommy's here.
(That's right! I have to mind my own buisness! O.k Yuffie,
time to go!!!!!! )
---Make sure you make a pit stop before we leave.
Yuffie stood up and walked to the door.
---And opened it.
As she left
the room, she released her breath and gasped. "O.k! I'm safe...I can't
make a fool of myself."
---Too bad I can't say the same for the Author.
She began to run in the hall, only to trip over
her own feet and fall flat on her face.
---NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!!!
chapter six...
Early in the morning Yuffie heard foot steps. (EEK!
I knew it! This place is haunted!!!)
---It's the ghost of Amelia Aerhart.
Yuffie sat up and listened.
"They're
heading towards the door?" She thought out loud. "I better check this
out." She jumped up and dived out of her bed.
---9.7
Peering out from the
stair way, she saw
"Vincent?!"
---No. It's just the land lord.
Yuffie slided down the stair way. "Whoa,
buster, where do you think you're going??" Yuffie said, grabbing onto
his shoulder.
---I'm going... home.... yeah. That's it. Home.
"I thought you'd be snoring by now."
---I wanted to get out so I could finally get some sleep.
he mutterd. "Hm? What
was that? Did I hear you SAY something Vinny?????"
Vincent
sweatdropped.
---This is my friend Mr. Sweatdropped.
"Nope. Didn't say anything."
---You can't prove anything!!!!
he said.
"Good. Now, where
do you think you're going?" Yuffie repeated.
"Out."
"Uh-huh. You
ain't fooln' no one Vin-chan. Tell me or I'll choke it out of you."
"I'm leaving, alright? What are you? My mother??"
---Well....
"Leaving? Why?"
"Because I have to."
---THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
"Gee, you're really informative. I'm going
too." Yuffie said sternly.
---Howard Sternly.
"What??"
"I said I'm going with you!" Yuffie whispered.
"No! It's too dangerous. You might end up dead."
---Like me.
Vincent
whisperd back.
"What's going on? I don't care, I'm going with you if you like it or not." Yuffie said.
---I don't.
"It's Hojo."
"What about him? He's dead."
---So am I. What's your point?
"No he isn't. He's kind of
alive.."
---in our memories.
"Kind of?" Yuffie said with a flat face.
---She's really a bull dog.
"He's that big
demon we fought..that's Hojo."
---"Well I did see some resemblance.
Yuffie didn't believe it. "He
said....he lives in my soul.
---And it's roomy!
Draining it... Hojo's a part of me." Vincent
said, avoiding Yuffie's eyes.
"That's bad.." Yuffie said.
---Only if you view it from the angle that blahblahblahblah... Investment and stocks and blahblahblahblah... he's good at math too and blah.....
"I saw Hojo by Cosmo
Canyon in my dream. He's beckoning me." Vincent said heading towards the door.
---He's got cookies!
"You're not leaving me behind, buster!" Yuffie said and went after Vincent.
In the morning...
"Do you even KNOW where we're going?!" Yuffie said in a
tired voice.
"Yes I do."
---Cosmo Canyon. I just told you.
"How much longer???"
"I don't know. A few more years and..."
---I walk slow and I'm too dumb to take the airship.
"A FEW MORE YEARS?!!" Yuffie shouted.
"Just
kidding. That woke you up though.
---And now I know how gullible you are...
See in the horizon there? That's Cosmo
Canyon."
"Yeah. You better be kidding...what are you going to do there?"
---You don't want to know.
"......."
"Really. That's very intresting. Listen dummy!!! I---!"
--- I love you....
"Yuffie, are you trying to tell me something? Like...oh,
---I love you?
I don't know, maybe, 'Hey stupid, I'm dying here, let's take a break?' You're not a pretty site when you're grumpy Yuffi---"
BASH! Yuffie smacked him in the head. "Yes that would be
LOVELY!!"
---They go with the couch.
Yuffie said, lied down, and fell asleep.
---All in one action.
"Damn, you hit like a
gorrila."
---And I know from my experience in Africa.
SMACK! Vincent got smashed into a tree by Yuffie's karate
kick.
---That's one heck of a sleep walker!
"Me and my big mouth..." he gasped as he slid down the tree
and fell to his knees holding his stomach.
---Blaaaaahhhhh!
* z Z z Z z Z z *
---Big bee, little bee, bee bee bee.
After Yuffie woke up, she was a lot nicer.
"Yea! Ready to go?" she asked.
" She's like Jekyl and Hyde..." he
mumbled. Yuffie put her hand on top of Vincent's head.
"What was that,
Mr.V???"
---I pity da foo that mistakes me for Mr. V.
she asked, patting hard on his head.
"Nothing! Let's go!"
Vincent said, escaping her reach. As they continued through the forest,
they heard weird calls.
---Hellloooooo. Anyone there? It's Mandy...
---Hey... I'll pay you to knock off the author...
"eep! What are those??!" Yuffie said nervously.
---pointing to a bunch of Amish People.
(Wait a mintue Yuffie! Don't look all scared and helpless! You're strong!
You can handle 100 monsters all at once!!..maybe.. Anyway, try not to
look all : 'EEK HELP ME! I'M TO WEAK AND SCARED TO WALK THROUGH A STUPID FOREST!!' )
---Or a smart one for that matter.
Yuffie finally came back to reality when she heard a roar.
---ROAR.
chapter seven...
Yuffie looked around. "W-what was that?!" she asked, looking
all around.
---She looked around twice. Why?
"Hojo?" Vincent mumbled, looking around with Yuffie. The
roar was heard again, only louder.
"Got a bad feeling about this!"
---R.O.L.A.I.D.S.
Yuffie shouted, as she noticed a large bush moving near Vincent.
"Hey! Watch
out!!" she screamed running towards him.
---The bush is ALIVE!!
Vincent heard the warning just
in time, a silver dragon jumped out of a nearby bush. Vincent dived
out of it's way and dug his robotic claw into the creature's back.
---And got it all ICKY.
The silver dragon screeched and jumped back into the bushes. "Damn!
Why are they all attacking me?!"
---It's an RPG. What'd you expect?
he groaned and continued to walk.
"Well, gee! Thanks for waiting!" Yuffie shouted and ran after him. As they
continued to walk, they felt the ground shake. "What now??" Yuffie
asked looking up. The ground spilt open under Yuffie. She screamed in
shock and grabbed the side of hole.
---and the side of beef.
"Everything is under control!"
---Really.... You gotta believe me...Honest.
Yuffie said and climbed out.
The dragon jumped out of the hole and attacked Yuffie. "Hey!" Yuffie
shouted and stabbed the dragon in the stomach.
---With the knife in the dining room.
Yuffie casted 'greased
lightning', she was so fed up with this dragon!
---Oh No.. John Travolta!!! HE'LL KICK IT'S BUTT.
Suddenly, they heard a
sarcastic clap.
"Very good girl. You beat the dragon I sent to kill Vincent." Hojo said coming out of the forest. He looked human again.
---Again?
Hojo kicked the toasted body of the creature.
---Anyone else want some?
"Pathetic. Maybe I should
send Sieji..."
"Sending other demons to do your dirty work, Hojo?"
---Yes. Isn't that obvious.
Vincent said with a cold tone.
"So who is this young girl?" Hojo asked,
ignoring Vincent's comment.
"Leave her alone." Vincent snapped.
---to keep the beat.
Yuffie felt paralized. ( I can't move! He..he did something to me.)
---I'm paralized. I can't move. I'm stuck. My body is frozen. I have become like stone. My physical self does not respond.
Yuffie
thought. Hojo grinned and lifted Yuffie's face up.
"She's pretty Valentine.
---VERY Valentine.
Where did you find a bitch like her?" Hojo asked looking at
Yuffie.
---A bar. I drink a lot.
Vincent gritted his teeth and shot Hojo's hand off. It fell a
few feet away from Hojo.
---Man. That's my favorite hand...
"My, aren't we moody!" Hojo sneered. Right away, his hand grew back. "I have to teach you a lesson, don't I?"
---How about Biology?
Hojo
grumbled, as he started to change into the demon.
---In front of EVERYONE? Grotty...
Yuffie was released from her trance. "So he really is alive.." Yuffie gasped.
---But he smells like he's dead.
The process was complete, Hojo was now the demon creature... his laugh was deep and loud , it echoed throughout the forest.
---scaring every bird for a radius of 2 km.
The demon Hojo stepped forward, attempting to smash the two. They ran back to avoid the hit, but the ground shook so hard that they almost lost their balance.
---Oh wait!! There it is.
The big hand swooped down too quickly to avoid.
---Gimme five.
Yuffie and Vincent flew
across the ground and smashed into the firmament.
---how do you get smashed into the sky?
"Damn! He's too strong!" Yuffie shouted.
"Ow..!" Vincent moaned.
---My ovaries.
"Have a nice flight, you two." Hojo growled. Yuffie looked up just in time to see Hojo's gigantic tail knock her and Vincent off a steep cliff in Cosmo Canyon...
chapter eight...
"oooohh...ouch, my HEAD hurts!" Yuffie groaned, opening her eyes.
"Huh? Wh-where am I??" She asked looking around the little room.
---And seeing nothing but spice girl posters.
Yuffie heard voices outside the door. "I'm going to check on the girl,
mom! No, I'm not going to brush my dog's teeth now.....MOM! I'M CHECKING
ON HER!! If you want it done, do it yourself!!"
---handy dandy dogtoothbrushing 2000 kit!
... it sounded like a boy's
voice. Slowly, the door opened. Yuffie saw a boy the age of 13 enter the
room.
---He had a BIG number 13 on his shirt.
"Sorry about that...are you all right? I didn't wake you up did I? My mom's like that......I'm Chris." the brown haired boy said nicely.
"I'm Yuffie..where am I?"
"You're in a town, Kioki..." Chris
looked around nervously. "Ya know, it's getting dark now..I have to make
sure all the animals are inside...I'll be back in a bit." He said and
ran off into the house.
---I thought she was in the house.
"Why was he so nervous? Just because it's getting dark.." Yuffie thought, lying back down. Then she remembered,
"Oh man!! I forgot about Vincent! I wonder where he is? Hope he's safe
an' all...dumb @$$ Hojo."
---well he's not. He quit.
Yuffie mumbled as she stared into the
ceiling.
---I thought she was outside now. AUGHHHH!!!
"Man my head hurts..
---from reading this fanfic.
.so does everything else." Yuffie groaned. She
heard gurgling sounds and moans outside. She froze.
She could feel a
chill go up her spine. "W-w-what wa-was th-th that???" She asked in a
tiny voice as she heard foot steps and groans.
---Oh no! The old man's got indigestion!
Her legs turned to
lead. Yuffie looked at the clock. 9:00.
---o'clock.
She sat still, holding her
breath. She heard the horses naying in fear.
Yuffie jumped as the door
swung open.
It was Chris, "I'm sorry, did I scare you?" he asked in concern. His black lab was sitting by him.
----his black lab......rat.
"N-n-no...what, what are
those noises?" Yuffie asked, pointing to the closed, bolted window with
the drapes closed.
---My Grandpa had a bean burrito for supper. Ignore him.
"....."
"What's going on out there?!" Yuffie
demanded.
Chris heard his mother, "NO MOM, I'M NOT GOING TO SCARE HER!!"
he yelled.
She heard his mom again, "Fine! I'll keep my voice down. Can
I tell her?!" he asked.
"O.k!" Chris
said and shut the door behind him.
---"I'm Vincent in disguise... Pretty convincing huh?
Yuffie's mouth went dry.
"Tell me
what?" she asked. The dog jumped in her lap, it was only a puppy.
Chris
took a deep breath.
---and died. THE END.
"all right Yuffie, since you're going to be staying
awhile, I guess you should know." He said.
"Why do I have a bad
feeling about this?" Yuffie thought with a flat face.
---How do you think with a flat face?
"Well, ever since
five days ago our town has been attacked by the living dead."
---Not to be confused with the dead dead.
"Zombies?!" Yuffie asked wide eyed.
"Yeah, you could say that. We have
to put away all of our animals away otherwise the 'zombies' will kill
them.
---put away all of your animals away? Wha....
If anyone is out after 9:00, they're never found again.
---They're punctual zombies.
Thing is
that we don't know how to get rid of them. We don't even know why
they're here." Chris sighed.
Yuffie sat digesting all the stuff she heard. "Five days
ago?..."
---I just washed it. Five days ago.
"Yep"
"Living dead, attack village...ummm.."
"What're you thinking?" Chris asked.
---Well, do you have any burritos left?
"Yea! I'll do you a favor! I'll
get rid of the zombies for you guys...but in exchange, you have to help
me find someone." Yuffie said happily.
"You get rid of the zombies?"
---You....GIRL.
Chris asked with a flat face.
---how?
"Yeah, me, why not?"
---Tell me, me. I want to know...
"Well, you're a
girl.."
---I hope you know that.
Yuffie collapsed. "So!? all right Chris, tell me more about
the zombies out there."
chapter nine...
Yuffie walked down street planning her midnight walk to the
graveyard. The town was really busy,
---Didn't everyone go in before 9:00?
you couldn't even tell that
zombies attacked every night.
Yuffie could see the graveyard..
"There's
a guy in the grave yard at midnight, we think he could be the one
causing all this." Chris's words flashed in her mind.
"all right, have
to be sneaky about this..." Yuffie thought out loud.
* * *
It was beginning to get dark, "
---At midnight of all times...
all right! Better get going before
the trick or treaties come out!" Yuffie said happily. She was actually
very freaked out.. (Never thought I would interact with zombies at any
point in my life... )
---Didn't know they existed.
she thought, miserable.
"Be careful now Yuffie."
Chris said, "When you get to the grave yard, talk to the man."
---He will brief you on your next mission.
Yuffie
nodded and attached her weapon to her back.
---By stabbing it into her spine.
She flashed a victory sign
and dived out the door.
---9.7
"Dang, it's cold out here! huh? What's that?"
---It's the cold...
Yuffie asked squinting. "No!! It's the zombies!"
---oh, thanks for correcting me.
Yuffie wailed,
running around in circles. "O.K.! The time is now to skip through the
town."
---Tra lala la la
Yuffie said, getting ready to hop on roofs.
"GO!!"
---Make me proud!
Yuffie
shouted and started running on roofs and jumping across them. She saw
the zombies underneath her and started to freak out. "Waa!! They're much
scarier then in the movies!"
---They used swords back then but had theatres. Nice balance.
Yuffie complained. As she concentrated on
the zombies below, she didn't notice the end of the roof.
Yuffie screamed as she fell to the ground. Landing on 3 zombies,
she screamed even louder. "EEEEEEW! GET THEM OFF MEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
---I mean get me off themmmmmmm!!!!
Yuffie shrieked as she scrambled up and started running.
"Monsters,ghosts,and aliens I can handle....zombies are another thing!"
---Another thing like.... monsters, ghosts and aliens.
Yuffie said to herself as she climbed back on a roof.
"I have to put a
end to this terror." Yuffie exclaimed, she noticed the graveyard up
ahead. "Guess all that planning paid off." mumbled Yuffie.
---My RRSP has finally matured.
As she
neared the graveyard, she saw dozens of zombies dig themselves up.
---I dig these crazy zombies.
Yuffie started to cry. "WAA! WHY DO I GET THESE KINDS OF SOLOs?!" She
complained jumping off the roof and zig zagging all over the place.
The zombies didn't pay much attention to her, they were to busy
attacking the town.
---Learning to busy in six easy steps!
"all right, where is that freak Chris told me about?" Yuffie asked looking around.
"May I help you, girl? It's dangerous being out this late." a scratchy
voice said behind Yuffie.
---IT WAS CLINT EASTWOOD!
chapter ten...
A cold hand grabbed Yuffie's arm. "AAH! DON'T TOUCH ME
ZOMBIE!!!"
---I command thee!
Yuffie shrieked and bashed the rotting corpse's head. Yuffie
was breathing hard.
---and air.
"I didn't know zombies could talk!" Yuffie whined
---Actually. We like to converse about more sophisticated topics than you are usually led to believe.
in a high pitch voice. Yuffie climbed up a tree, looking around for a
man.
---Any man would do.
She felt someone grab her leg. Yuffie looked down slowly.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
---hhhhhhhhhhhungry.
Yuffie moaned in fear as she saw 15
zombies trying to get her. "uh, take me to your leader?" Yuffie asked,
---could that phrase be any more stereotyped?
getting up and out of reach. The only response she got were moans and
groans.
---Which in Zombie language is "OK".
"Yea." Yuffie said sarcastically. Then she heard the tree move,
she looked up, 3 zombies were above her! "Great! I DIDN'T KNOW ZOMBIES
CAN CLIMB TREES EITHER!!"
---They really can't climb trees. They died up there.
Yuffie shouted and jumped down to were there
was a opening for her to escape.
Yuffie ran through the grave yard dodging tombstones and trees. Mist was
all around and almost every zombie was going after her. "W-why *gasp*
me!?" She panted.
---I want to gasp you.
Yuffie saw a house with fire burning around it. Yuffie ran to it, she
saw a light in the house.
---It was fire!
Yuffie jumped over the fire and started
banging on the door. "Help!! Let me in! ..If you're zombies, never mind."
---"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
Yuffie shouted. When she looked away, she noticed the whole house
surround by zombies. Only thing is, they didn't go past the fire.
---It's an RPG. It's a rule that zombies are weak against fire.
"I hate even looking at them!" Yuffie said, turning towards the door.
---But this door is quite nice.
"Hey! If you're not going to open up I'll---!" the door swung opens.
Yuffie was pulled in by a hand. "What are you doing out there?!" a old
man asked.
---Evening stroll?
"I'm here to put a stop to this. Are you the one that's doing
this?" Yuffie said with a proud tone.
"No I'm not, I just take care of
this place. But I think I know the reason why. No one has ever come
here, they all think I practice black magic just because I live here."
---and the fact that I do.
"Why do you live here?" Yuffie asked.
"My family has been
taking care of the dead for years."
---It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
"....."
"Boy! Talk
about dumb! If my family took care of a graveyard, I wouldn't live
right smack dab in the middle of it!" Yuffie thought.
---Surrrrrreeeee. You say that nooooowwwww.
"Anyway, come
in here." the old man said, beckoning Yuffie to the next room. He
pointed to a empty place on the wall,
---This is where I'll hang you.
"Right there used be were I kept
the family heirloom. It was supposed to keep the dead peaceful and
forever undisturbed. But someone took it. Now look what's happening."
Yuffie stared at the spot.
---"how odd looking"
"If I bring it back, will they be put to
sleep again?" Yuffie asked.
"That's what I think." the old man pulled
out a sketch.
---Would you like to see my etchings?
"Here's what it looks like. Someone in this here village
took it."
---And ate it.
Yuffie looked at the paper. The heirloom was shaped like a
foot ball, lots of designs on it and a jewel in the middle of it.
"What's it called?" Yuffie asked.
---"a football.
"Soul Amulet" the old man said.
"Great! I'll get it back for you." Yuffie said happily.
---And this fanfic will be over!
chapter eleven...
In the morning, Yuffie knocked on Chris's door. He
opened it
---I learned how to open this door three days ago and I'm proud.
and looked suprised. "You're alive!" He said.
"Duh, now then, I know what's going on with the zombies." Yuffie explained as she walked inside the house. "That old guy in the grave yard isn't responsible for
anything. All I need to do is find this."
Yuffie took out the piece of
paper and showed Chris the picture.
---Hey!! My friends and I play with one of those at school.
Just then the puppy came in the
room. In it's mouth was the Soul Amulet. Yuffie and Chris looked at the
dog.
"Where did that dog get the thing in it's mouth?"
---And how'd it fit?
Yuffie asked,
ticked off.
"It's his chew toy." Chris said. "GIVE ME THAT!!!" Yuffie
screamed at the dog and dived at it. The lab whimpered and ran off,
leaving Yuffie to fall on her face. She jumped up.
"ARGH!! GET BACK HERE
NOW!!"
---obedience school ain't worth dirt.
She shouted and ran after the dog.
In the town, Yuffie was rampaging after the poor little puppy.
---And getting a lot of stares and weird looks.
"GIVE
ME THAT! I WON'T HURT YOU IF YOU DO!"
she shouted and turned a corner.
The little pup wouldn't give up his chew toy. "YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL
THIS, PUPPY!" Yuffie said, it was only 7:00 in morning.
---She could tell by the sun.
Finally Yuffie
grabbed the puppy by the hips and brought it down. She fell in the dirt
with the dog. Just then, 5 children came up to Yuffie.
"Hey you!" one of
them said.
---Wanna buy a letter M?
"Leave that poor puppy alone!" the other said.
"You're too
loud!" the third one said. "Get her!!"
Yuffie sweatdroped.
---If you're gonna make up words, at least spell them right.
She got
up and zigged away,
---and then proceeded to zag.
leaving a cloud of dust behind her. Holding the
puppy infront of her, she ran down the road until she found a alley.
--- a egg.
"all right little puppy dog...*eer!* give me the *ugh!* Soul Amulet!"
Yuffie grunted as she pulled the amulet from the dog's teeth.
"YEA! Finally! Now I'll drop you off home and I'll be on my way."
---Jerk.
Yuffie said
and trotted down the road.
At Chris's house Yuffie shoved the black puppy in Chris's arms.
---Take him. I don't want him.
"Here you are. I'll be back." Yuffie said and left the house. In the
grave yard, Yuffie saw graves that have been dug up. Yuffie shuddered
and continued down the gravel road.
---the grave gravel
Yuffie knocked on the old man's
door. It creaked open meaning for her to come in.
---It was a very polite door.
"Hello? I have what
you're looking for Mister."
---It cost me a fortune but, here you go.
Yuffie said looking around.
"In here, young
lady." he called. Yuffie went into the family room.
---it was full of families.
The old man sat in
a chair.
"You've found it? Already?" he asked, he stood up. It was Hojo?! Yuffie looked again.
"Oh.. my eyes playing tricks on me." Yuffie
thought with relief. That just made her want to find Vincent even more.
"Let me see it." he said grabbing the amulet.
---GRABBY!
"Thank you so much. Now the town won't be attacked any more.
---Yeah.... That's it.... heh heh heh heh.
For
bringing back the Soul Amulet, I'll reward you."
---"Your eternal reward...
The old man said taking
out a knife. He sliced a neat sphere of the amulet off and gave it to
Yuffie. It glowed in her hands.
---And gave her cancer.
"Wow! It's pretty!" she whispered.
The old man placed the heirloom back on the wall. As Yuffie was heading
towards the door, she turned around and said "Hey. thanks for the
amulet....."
---and the lifetime guarantee that I can bring it back for repairs anytime
Yuffie's whole body froze. He wasn't there any more.
"Ghost....?" Yuffie whispered and left quickly.
chapter twelve...
The next day, Yuffie was in the mayor's office. "all right, I
did my part of the bargain. Now you do yours." Yuffie said, leaning back
in her chair.
---She fell and died. THE END.
"Who is it you want us to locate?" the mayor asked.
Yuffie sat up, "um, he fell down the same cliff as me so he has to be some
where close by to the cliff. Like me..." Yuffie said. "What's his
name?"
---You should know...
"Vincent Valentine."
"We will gladly for fill your
request.
---for Phil...
Thank you again Yuffie." The mayor said and left to tell the
searchers.
---You're coffee's done!
Yuffie smiled, this was the first time she actually felt happy.
---Ever.
"So
what do I do now? Sit around and wait?" Yuffie looked around.
"He better be all right." she said to herself and stood up. Yuffie
opened the door and left the building.
---YUFFIE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
A week later the mayor said they couldn't find him. Yuffie was
shocked. "What a bunch of bull."
---she said in rejection of the steak dinner.
she mumbled as she slammed her door.
That night, she sat on the roof of Chris's house
---and fell off and died. THE END.
and stared at the
stars. I hope he's all right. What if the fall killed him...?
---is he all right? Am I all right?
"Shut
up." Yuffie said out loud. "He isn't dead! I know it!"
---I like to speak to myself.
Yuffie exclaimed.
Then the Soul Amulet started to glow. "Wha..?" It showed her where to
go... "
---in the handy dandy Auto-Map feature.
A house in a evergreen forest?" Yuffie thought out loud.
#^%#in' Hojo.... ^^;;
---IT ENDED. IT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CLIMAX.!!!
go back to The Library .
