Welcome! Become re enlightened by The First Church Of the Sarian Way Reformed Inc.

Sara has been deemed the one true Godess above all others. To become a member of The First Church of the Sarian Way Reformed Inc. You must first renounce all other Sara and Sarahs. The Esteemed Sara and one true Godess is accepting all those who have strayed to the incorrectly identified Sarah and wish to return to worship in the one true church. Those who have gone astray will be welcomed back for a limited time only. To return to the First Church of The Sarian Way Reformed Inc. in addition to renouncing all other Sara and Sarahs you must pay an additional sum of money the the mission, outreach and pool fund. (we plan on having a twisty slide installed soon!)

First Church of the Sarian Way Reformed Inc.