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Knights Of Randomosity 06.03.05

 

Site under total construction. Check back soon when the knights will be taking a new turn. We now return you to your normaly schedualed programing.
The time has come for us to use our rights to arm the bears! Join me in fighting for our dog given rights of truth, justice, and the way of the spork!
Carpe noctem, and Narf. you have stumbled into the Knights of randomosity, sooooo, you can leave now, or you can stay, and you might laugh, or you just might join... We are dedicated to annoying those who piss us off, avoiding boredom for everybody, and to some day find those lovely little toaster pastries we lost oh so long ago in the dark ages... Over much time, patience, lots of sleep deprivation, and too many drugs, we have come up with a motto. It is as follows:
"live fast, die next to some chick you don't even know because you were too drunk the previous evening to remember anything that happened, yet there is a large saddle, spurs, and this huge, strange contraption that you can't really identify, but you are very afraid...and can't sleep...."
If you wish to become a member of the knights of randimosity, simply sign our guest book and it will be reviewed every week. If you do become a member, check back in two weeks, and you will be added to the member list if you made it!
And remember folks, under such extreme heat, wear and degridation is inevitable, parts break after every use, and that is why toaster pastries burst into flames if you don't watch them you sacks of bladder waste!
We are not the knights that sit upon a round table, we are not the knights who sit upon a square table, we are the knights who walk along the celing and point to you all and laugh our little laughs of monkeys.

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My family's a little strange about faith, for 5 years, we were worshiping a St. Bernard, every time one of us kids were sick, Dad'd pull the dog in and say "Heel, heel!"