Nick's Interview with Tarzan Dan
Tarzan: Name?
Nick: Nick Carter
Tarzan: Shoe size?
Nick: 11
Tarzan: Age?
Nick: 16 (he was at the time)
Tarzan: Who do you lust for?
Nick: Nobody right now
Tarzan: No, somebody famous. Somebody who
turns your crank in a magor way.
Nick: (laughing) Aaah....what's her face
from.."Sliver".
Tarzan: What's her face from Sliver, she'll be real
happy to hear that too!
Nick: (laughing)
Tarzan: First regular job you
had?
Nick: Regular job?
Tarzan: Yeah, mowin lawns,
babysittin?
Nick: Mowin lawns, babysittin'
yep.
Tarzan: Colour of underwear?
Nick: Aaah...I don't have a specific
color.
Tarzan: Okay, you don't have a specific color? Are
you saying you don't wear underwear?
Nick: (laughing) No, I do.
But...
Tarzan: (points to Nick) Nick, he's always trying to
impress ya. Kay favorite junk food?
Nick: Junk food? Aaah..coke and
twix.
Tarzan: Aaah....pizza toping, what's your
favorite?
Nick: Cheese
Tarzan: Have you ever wanted to have your
eyebrows shaved off by pig-beats? Oh sorry, that was from Weird Al!
Nick: No, not really.
Tarzan: Innie or Outtie?
Nick: Innie what?
Tarzan: Innie or an Outtie!?
Nick: (looking very confused)
Tarzan: Your belly botton
Nick: (laughing hyetrically and blushing) Oh,
Innie!
