"IT"

If you sleep in it....... Make it up.

If you wear it....... Hang it up.

If you drop it....... Pick it up.

If you spill it....... Wipe it up.

If you eat out of it....... Wash it up.

If you open it....... Close it.

If you empty it....... Fill it up again.

If it rings....... Answer it.

If it howls....... Feed it.

If it cries....... Love it.

If it is a misunderstanding....... Clear it up.

and finally

If it is missing....... Some bastard has stolen it !

.......Anonymous