Mr. Trampleasure(my science teacher)'s "Muscle Cell Rap"

Muscle Cell Rap

Okay, well first of all, I have to set the scene for all you people.. So, my science teacher, Mr. Trampleasure, this tall, skinny white guy with a buzz cut and an earring, came into class one day, put on a jester hat and gold chains, took off his belt and made his pants sag (which is scary enough as it is) and then started prancing around the room doing this rap.. I really wonder about him...........

I'm a muscle cell I make you strong Here's my story It won't take long

Two main parts Make me work One will pull the other's a jerk

Myosin moves to make me start Pulls so hard can strain your heart

Actin sits playin' the clown doesn't work gets pulled around

Now I'm tight I'm in the groove don't touch me I just won't move

So I flex but I don't end 'cause in my hood my partner extends

Remember this 'cause just next week There'll be a quiz you can't tweak

So now you know all the ways and on your test Y'all'll get A's.

Um, see why I make fun of my science teacher all the time? Scary, isn't it?

This rap is © Lee Trampleasure.. As if anyone else would want to take credit for it......

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