Some favorite quotes about the word
"NEVER"
and it's use....
enjoy!
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.
-Anonymous
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
-Erma Bombeck
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
-Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam"
Never say "Oops"in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end". Never! Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
-Tim Allen
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
-Dan Zevin
Never Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
-Harry S. Truman
Never thrust your sickle into another's corn.
-Publius Syrus
Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year-old daughter on your lap.
-Anonymous member of a chain gang
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
-G.K. Chesterton
Never use while sleeping.
-Instruction on Conair hair dryer
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said,
"Look, it's always gonna be me!"
-Rita Rudner
Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.
-Woodrow Wilson
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
-Winston Churchill
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
-John Peers
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
-Geraldo Rivera
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
-Ruth Gordon
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.
-American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors.
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