A Verry Merry Chipmunk
Song Titles
Here Comes
Christmas
The Chipmunk Song
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Christmas Time Uptown
A Comes Before B
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Petit Papa Noel
Santa's Gonna Come In A Pickup Truck
The Little Drummer Boy
I Don't Want To Be Alone For Christmas (Unless I'm Alone With You)
Here Comes Christmas
High above the evergreens, the stars are shining clear
Is it any wonder it's our favorite time of year
Fireplace glowing and frosty winds blowing
A winter chill in the air
Family near you and friendship to cheer you
And good will to those everywhere
Here comes Christmas
Happiest time of the year
Merry Christmas
Sing and rejoice for Christmas is here
Everyone dressed in their holiday best
In shades of crimson and green
Snowflakes of lace that will blanket the place
Make a beautiful wintry scene
Here comes Christmas
Happiest time of the year
Merry Christmas
Sing and rejoice for Christmas is here
You hang the stockings and I'll trim the tree
With tinsel and ornaments bright
Candy canes and angels
And hundreds of twinkling lights
Getting together with family
Welcoming neighbors and friends
Listen to Christmas bells ringing
Join all the carolers singing
Watch out for mistletoe, run to the window
To see eight reindeer in flight
Sleigh bells will jingle and jolly Kris Kringle
Will be on your rooftop tonight
Here comes Christmas
Happiest time of the year
Merry Christmas
Sing and rejoice for Christmas is here
(Repeat once more)
Sing and rejoice for Christmas is here
(loud, screeching noises)
Simon: Oh, Theodore. Do you hear that poor animal?
Theodore: That's no animal. That's Alvin learning to play the saxophone.
Simon: Does he know which end to blow in?
Alvin: Everyone tells me forget the harmonica the sax is the instrument
of the 90s!
and it's all because of Kenny G! I could kill him!
Kenny G: Hey Alvin!
Alvin: Kenny! (laughing) What a pleasant surprise! Ah, listen. Can
you teach me
how to play this thing?
Kenny G: Well, ah, I'd love to Alvin, but, uh, I'm really busy...
Alvin: Oohhh! (laughs) Well... let me tell you something
Mr. Multi-platinum Grammy
big-shot! You'd better be awfully nice to the little people
you meet on the way up! Cause
you meet the same ones, on the way down!
Kenny G: Simon, is he always this obnoxious?
Simon: Always.
Kenny G: Alright, look. You put your fingers here.
Alvin: Great. Thanks Kenny. Now, do I suck or blow?
Simon: You definitely suck.
Alvin: Okay, here goes!
(Alvin tries to play the saxophone-- and does it badly)
Alvin: (thinking he did really good) How about them apples?!
Kenny G: Well, that's not, uh, a--a terrible start. But, do you mind if I
show you how it's
supposed to sound...
Simon and Theodore: Show him! Please!
Alvin: (whispers) Simon. I think he's a little threatened
by my natural ability.
Simon: Oh, yeah! That must be it...
(Kenny G plays the saxophone-- correctly)
Christmas Christmas time is near
Time for joy and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Alvin: Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
(beautiful saxophone solo)
Want a plane that loops the loop
He still wants his hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
(another saxophone solo ending)
Theodore: Ooh. That was beautiful.
Simon: Awesome!
Kenny G: Hey, thanks guys! What do you think Alvin?
Alvin: (laughs), thank you so much for coming.
Kenny G: Sure! It was a lot of fun! I had a great time!
Alvin: (laughs some more) You can go now...
Kenny G: Don't-- don't you want me to stay and-- show you a few more
notes?
Alvin: You can GO now!
Kenny G: Okay. Well, so long fellows!
Simon and Theodore: Bye!
Alvin: Okay boys, now let's play this baby the way it was meant to
be played!
(Alvin starts to play the saxophone again-- still badly)
Simon and Theodore: Mr. G! Wait for us!
(Continues to play badly)
Alvin: Hey, Patti!
Patti: Hi guys!
Alvin: Wow! She brought us a present!
Patti: Well, actually Alvin, it's-- it's for my nephew...
Alvin: Aww, nuts. So what is it?
Patti: Well, it's uh, a power turbo racer.
Alvin: A POWER TURBO RACER?! Wow! Can I see it?!
Patti: Well, Alvin, it's all wrapped up...
Simon: (laughing) Umm, Alvin... we should start the song...
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling
You will get a sentimental
Feeling when you hear
Voices singing, "let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Ev'ry one dancing merrily
In the new old fashioned way
Alvin: (whispers) Patti. Did you get it with all the
options?!
Patti: Uh huh.
Alvin: Black on black?
Theodore: A--Alvin!
Alvin: BLACK ON BLACK?!
Patti: Yeah, Alvin.
Alvin: Ooh! I'm DYING! Six or twelve cylinder?
Simon and Theodore: Alvin!
Alvin: (whispers) Six or twelve?
Theodore: Alvin! Stop it!
Alvin: SIX OR TWELVE?!
Patti: Twelve.
Alvin: Ooh! You're KILLING me! Could I just peek at it?
Patti: No!
You will get a sentimental
Feeling when you hear
Voices singing, "let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Deck the halls with boughs of Holly (repeat)
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Ev'ry one dancing merrily
In the new old fashioned way
In the new old fashioned way (repeat)
(Alvin starts to unwrap the present)
Patti: Alvin-- Alvin, don't tear the wrapping...
Alvin: (tears it) Whoops!
Patti: Don't-- Don't take it out of the box, Alvin!
(Alvin beeps the horn)
Patti: Get out of that car! Don't you DARE start it up!
(Alvin, of course, starts it up)
Patti: Don't you do it, Alvin!
(The engine roars)
Patti: You-- You put your foot on that gas peddle and-- and I'm
gonna--
Alvin! Come back here! Alvin! Alvin!
Alviiiiiiiiin!!
