Jasperina (cottage cheese face)
Hello, my name is Jasper and I play guitar and drink pee....come visit me sometime
Paul overly hatred (Pee Monster)
Hello, my name is Pablo and I am a pee slurping masturbassist.....Little Bronco got to me once...
Enemy
Hello, my name is Enemy and I'm the Drunkest. I ignite my penis using gasoline I've injected into my balls....Paul and Jasper laugh cuz by the time I inject the gasoline into my scrotum , hold a lit match to my helmet tip whistle, and stark jerkin' it only takes me about 1 1/2 minutes to cum....they call me the minute-man!