The Official Punk Rock Girl Worship Page
Presented by Fizzy Fizzy Big Buzzy The Trumpet Tab Page
!!UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!

This page is a tribute to one of the most catchy songs of all time, Punk Rock Girl by The Dead Milkmen. I first heard the song on the radio when The Ongoing History Of New Music (102.1 the Edge, Toronto, ON) did a feature on The Milkmen. I instantly feel in love with the catchy rock-a-billy intro. I did really listen to the lyrics, but when I did they made the song even better. They where funny and they told a rather neat story. So join me will you, on my journey to educate the world on the wonders of Punk Rock Girl.
Listen To Punk Rock Girl (works on Real Audio 2.0 and up)
My buddy took my tape of the Punk Rock Girl music video and recorded it as a Real Audio. I have it on MP3, but I don't want to be arrest so I won't upload it. I think thats really stupid because I taped it off the boob tube, and not off of the CD.

Punk Rock Girl Guitar Tab & Lyrics

!!Grow Your Very Own Punk Rock Girl Mohawk!!


You will need:
Fairly Long Hair
Hair Gel or Moose
Hair Spray
Dark Green Hair Dye (optional)
Bleach or Hair Bleaching Kit (if you have dark hair,optional)

If you choose to bleach and dye your hair follow the instrutions on the container then go to step 1.


1. Wet your hair
2. Brush Or comb your hair into a half decent mohawk.
3. Put gel or moose on your hands and cover your lightly hair in the sticky goo.
4. While you're covering your hair form the mohawk with your hands.
5. Let it dry a bit, you might have to keep forming you're hair so that it doesn't tip over or separate.
6. Once it is fairly dry but not totally dry you should set the hair with hair spray,you might have to keep forming you're hair so that it doesn't tip over or separate.
7. Once it's totally dry add a light coat of hair spray. Congrats!, you now have your very own Punk Rock Girl mohawk!!.


!!Be Punk Rock Girl!!
sorry guys

You Will Need:
One old black leater jacket
A lip ring (on your lower lip)
ripped up stockings
old combat boots (try an army surplus store)

Now put all that stuff on. If the thought of getting your lip pierced makes you quvier, or your afraid your parents will disown you if you get any part of your body pierced, get ones of those fake magnet piercings out of the back of Metal Edge (a heavy metal magazine).

Punk Rock Girl Related Things To Do

Go To A Pizzaria And Ask For Hot Tea: I've only been to one that actually sold hot tea. I don't recommend jumping on your table if they don't have they, but if you're really wild GO FOR IT!!.

Steal A Car: This is another fun Punk Rock Girl thing to do. And while you're crusing put on Punk Rock Girl. If you get arrested I take on responsiblity.

Go To A Record Store And Ask For Mojo Nixon: For those of you who don't know, Mojo Dixon is a really eccentric performer. If they don't have any of this records or tell you they don't know who he is tell 'em. "YOUR STORE CAN USE SOME FIXIN'!!!".

Go To A Record Store And Bend A Vinyl Record: Most record stores don't sell vinyl anymore, but if they do bend one. Once again, I don't take responsibilty if you can arrested or something like that.

Dress Up Like Minnie Pearl: Minnie Pearl was a country singer, she died of a heart attack or something. Find a picture of her and emulate her fashion sense.

Name A Child Minnie Pearl: You need a kid to do this. HEY!!, I CAN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING !! :).


Links To Click On

Trumpet Tabs
Lamestain Records
Big Tad's Bootleg Trading Post