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So you've probably already learned Who I am so know you can learn all about the titles and other neat things I hold.
So take your choice.  There's Alexis or Angelica.
We are phsycological twin sisters born aproximetly well 14 years apart.
It's a weird complex story and someday I'll probably write a story 'bout it,
but for now just beleive us.
 
 
Alexis May Tanner
Keeper of Cibo Matto's *secret* clog dancing abilities.
Keeper of David Boreanaz's 3 YM rings.
Keeper of Angelus' need to torture himself.
Keeper of Cordelia's Locker.
Keeper of Cordelia's 'On and Off Emotions'.
Keeper of Spike's Smile.
Keeper of Little Buffy's Rocking Cradle (with garlic-fragrance paint, and removable pointy wooden slats)
Keeper of Little Angel's Desire to "meet" all of Little Dru's family members
Keeper of Darla's Desire for Angel to Re-embrace his Vampiric Side
Keeper of Master's Fatherly Love for Darla
Gaurdian Angel of Drucilla's Mental Tendencies
AGA Member
Buffaholics Anonymous Member
BtVS Fan Club Member
GASPer
Slayerette
Buffy Addictive Disorder Sufferer
Owners of 600 shares in SMG
Maintainer of the Bronze Keeper Site
Angel and Darla's Adopted Twin Daughters
 

And then there's my physcological twin sister....
Angelica Lynn Tanner
Keeper of Cordelia's pearl earings.
Keeper of Giles' Carving Knife.
Keeper of Angelus' Siring Skills
Keeper of Darla's Jealousy of Buffy
Keeper of the Ice Cream cone that got on Willow's Nose in When She Was Bad.
Keeper of Limbo Land (where stakes & vamp clothes etc. go after slayings)
AGA Member
Buffaholics Anonymous Member
BtVS Fan Club Member
Slayerette
Angel and Darla's Adopted Twin Daughters
Buffy Addictive Disorder Sufferer
 

And our favorite quotes are:
"Formatia trans sincere ecucaturum."
                                                                    - Angel (Passion)

"This guy could be anybody. He could be weird or crazy or old or ... he could be a circus freak.
       He's probably a circus freak!"
"Yeah, I mean we read about it all the time. You know, people meet on the net, they talk, they get
    together, have dinner, a show ... horrible ax murder."
"Willow, ax murdered by a circus freak! ..........   We are totally overreacting!"
"But it's fun, isn't it?"
                            -Buffy & Xander.     (I Robot your Jane)

"Whatever's causing the Joan Collin's tude deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppit
    whatever, but get over it."
                                                                 -Cordelia to Buffy.   (WSWB)

"I don't trust you-you're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, is that an offensive term?
        Should I call you an 'undead American'?"
                                                                            -Buffy to Angel. (WSWB)

"I put my best friends in mortal danger on the second day of school!"
"What are you going to do, crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?"
"Would it have cable?"
                                                                             - Buffy & Giles   (WSWB)

"She was already smoking in 5th grade. Once I was lookout for her."
"You're bad to the bone."
"I'm a rebel."
                                                                        - Willow & Xander    (School Hard)

"I knew you were lyin'. Undead liar-guy."
                                                                          -Xander to Angel     (School Hard)

"Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach."    <STOMP!!!>
" Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun.  I'm dizzy."
                                                                            - Willow & Xander         (Angel)

"You guys don't have to get involved."
"What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team?"
"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes."
                                                                                -Buffy, Xander & Willow      (The Witch)

"They really don't like me dropping in."
"Why not?"
"They really don't like me."
                                                                                - Angel & Buffy         (The Harvest)

Cordelia:    Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to
    tell  you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because
    gym was canceled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker.
Buffy:          What?
Willow:        What are you talking about?
Cordelia:      Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.
Buffy:           Dead?
Cordelia:      Totally dead. Way dead.
Xander:        So, not just a little dead, then?
Cordelia:      Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Jesse:           You know, if you need a shoulder to cry  on, or just to nibble on ...
 

"See? Everytime we fight, you bring up the vampire thing."
                                                                                            -Angel to Buffy

"So Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse?"
"How about the end of the world?"
"Knew I could count on you."
                                                                                            - Buffy & Giles

"Frankly, madam, I haven't the faintest  idea what time it is, nor do I care. Now unlock his
    cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the telephone immediately. This is a matter of life and death!"
                                                                                           -Giles on phone      (I Robot You Jane)

" I told you to eat before we left"
                                                                                                 - Xander to Angel (Prophesy Girl)
 
 

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