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   This test is from the magazine Twist and I've revised it to be more accurate and added more questions.   I hope they don't get mad.  Normal disclaimer stuff if needed.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Test your Buffness

1.What does a vampire need before it can enter your house?
a)  a clove of garlic
b)  an order from the master
c)  a piece of kryptonite
d)  an invitation

2.  How did Buffy die?
a)  She never did.
b)  Angel staked her.
c)  Giles strangled her.
d)  The master drained her blood.

3.When they're not in the library, Buffy and friends can often be found at which local club?
a)  The Bronze
b)  The Viper Room
c)  The Topaz
d)  Le Bar Bat

4.Which two charecters have prophetic dreams?
a)  Buffy and Drusilla
b)  Angel and Xander
c)  Giles and Buffy
d)  The Annointed and the Master

5.You know them as Xander and Willow, but Buffy's sidekicks also have these last names:
a)  Kracow and Chase
b)  Summers and Raine
c)  Harris and Rosenburg
d)  Poirot and Marple

6.What award was Buffy trying to get and who was defending champion?
a)  The Hostess with the Mostest - Beetle Juice
b)  Bitch of the Year - Cordelia
c)  An Olympic Gold in Figure Skating - Dorthy Hammel
d)  The One to Kill the Most Demons - Angel

7.When a chick named Kendra came to Sunnydale, why was Buffy a little bit confused?
a)  because she claimed to be a slayer
b)  because she was a female vampire
c)  because she looked just like Buffy
d)  because she was interested in Angel

8.Who were the Master's Favorites for over 200 years.
a)  Lucius (sp?) and Luke
b)  The Annoined and his mom
c)  Darla and Angel
d)  Drusilla and Spike
 
9.During which school event did Cordelia discover Buffy's slayerhood?
a)  The Spring Fling
b)  Cheerleader tryouts
c)  The homecoming football game
d)  A school musical

10.Why does Buffy need to keep a special eye on Spike the vampire?
a)  he's got a crush  on Willow
b)  he likes to steal blood from local hospitals
c)  he tries to cheat off her exams all the time
d)  he's got a history of killing slayers

11.Which couple dated the longest?
a)  Giles and Jenny
b)  Cordelia and Xander
c)  Willow and Oz
d)  Buffy and Angel

12.Why is it really hard to be scared of the Annointed?
a)  he's always eating ice cream
b)  he speaks with a lisp
c)  he looks like a child
d)  he's invisible

13. Who is Marcy?
a)  The first girl that got vamped in Season Two.
b)  An invisable girl.
c)  The owner of the Bronze.
d)  Buffy's new best freind.

14.How did Buffy ultimately distroy the Master?
a)  by crushing his bones with a sledgehammer
b)  by pushing him off a balcony onto a nasty bed of spikes
c)  by driving a stake through his heart
d)  by baking him a poisoned cake

15.What real-life band failed to attract much of a turnout in Sunnydale?
a)  Cibo Matto
b)  The Cardigans
c)  No Doubt
d)  Death in Vegas

16.Why did Buffy have some serious slaying problems on Hallowe'en?
a)  she had eaten way too much candy corn
b)  she had boyfriend troubles
c)  she was dressed as a nineteenth century lade
d)  she was kidnapped by a gang of ghosts

17.Who's brain power defeated Giles' childhood demon?
a)  Willow
b)  Angel
c)  Ethan Raine
d)  Buffy

18.Who's physical strength defeated Giles' childhood demon?
a)  Willow
b)  Angel
c)  Ethan Raine
d)  Buffy

19.Who did Buffy originally think was the Annointed One?
a)  The young child
b)  The childs mother
c)  The ex-murder/rapist
d)  The bus driver

20.What is the nickname given to the people who help Buffy and Giles?
a)  Slayerettes
b)  Watchers Pets
c)  Watcherettes
d)  Freinds
 


* * * * *
Scoring:
 1 )  a.1  b.2  c.1  d.3                                         2 )  a.1  b.1  c.2  d.3
 3 )  a.3  b.1  c.2  d.1                                         4 )  a.3  b.1  c.2  d.1
 5 )  a.1  b.2  c.3  d.1                                         6 )  a.1  b.3  c.2  d.1
 7 )  a.3  b.1  c.1  d.2                                         8 )  a.2  b.1  c.3  d.1
 9 )  a.3  b.2  c.1  d.1                                        10)  a.1  b.2  c.1  d.3
11)  a.2  b.1  c.1  d.3                                        12)  a.1  b.2  c.3  d.1
13)  a.2  b.3  c.1  d.1                                        14)  a.3  b.2  c.1  d.1
15)  a.3  b.2  c.1  d.1                                        16)  a.1  b.2  c.3  d.1
17)  a.3  b.2  c.1  d.1                                        18)  a.2  b.3  c.1  d.1
19)  a.2  b.1  c.3  d.1                                        20)  a.3  b.2  c.1  d.1

So, how *buffed* are you?
20 - 26
Buffy Who?  You've seen the show a handful of times and really have no idea what's going on.  You don't know what the charecters real names are and you've never heard of Oz.  You have no no idea why people are turning to dust and really do believe that Principal guy when he says "Gang Members on PCP!".  Get A Clue!
27 - 35  Buffy Fan
You're definitely into Buffy but it's not like you're gonna cancel plans just to catch an episode. When you're around to watch it though, you think it's pretty cool.  You don't memorize every plot twist amd cam barely remeber everyone's last name.  And beleive me it can get really confusing if you missed something important.
36 - 43  Buffy Fanatic
You know all the characters names, thinks Sarah rocks and have a picture of Angel somewhere in your room.  But that dosen't mean you're glued to the TV every time it's on.  You've got other things to do - like visit the website!  Thats OK, we won't send any vampires your way - yet!
44  - 52  Buff Daddy
You're way into the show:   If you could major in slayerhood, you would.  You know as much about Buffy as she does herself. In other words, you're a die hard fan. That's cool.  Those mayslayers who don't like the show, have no idea what they're missing.  Just don't start hanging out in cemeteries.
53 - 60  B.A.D. Victim
B.A.D.  Buffy Addict Disorder.  You wrote to you school trying to get Vamp 101 and to change the name to Sunnydale High.  You remember being offended when they first said the show had hit cult status but now accept that you always were a member.  You tape every episode you belong to Mailing Lists and Fan Fiction Lists. You buy every magazine that mentions any cast member and tape any interview.  If you don't get the channel you're willing to mail Timbuktu if need be to get any that you didn't catch.  You even started to carry stakes that you made in wood working class.  And don't forget you've started quoting the episodes whenever possible.
For more information on 'Buffy Addict Disorder' go to your local B.A.D. clinic and speak with one of our doctors.