"Canada's got it goin' on!"
"I have to know someone really well before I'd even kiss them."
"I'm married to these guys."
"We're not perfect."
"I have two scars where I had my appendix taken out, but only people who know me really well get to see them cause they're at the bottom of my tummy!"
"They go on about the size of my nostrils and about them sucking things up."
"I love steaks, fries and salad."
"If you get a coke out of the mini bar, it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg."
"I feel like a cornball right now."
"This is called the retro Cowboys-R-Us AJ look alike."
"Facts are facts, you guys said 5 minutes and it's been 5 minutes and 35 seconds."
"My ideal Saturday night would be to go to a park, play some basketball for an hour until it gets dark, then go back and have a shower at my house. I'd go and pick up a friend, not anyone in particular, and go to the movies, or out for dinner like a date."
"I'm a manly man."
""Yeah....I get bras sent to me all the time...I dunno what to do with them cause I can't wear them!!!"
