11/26/04-
A black-clad Ninja was recently seen frollicing about the rooftops of many buildings in Battle Ground. Rumer ist hat he has returned to his homeland to hunt down a young man named Kenneth Benham.
During an interview, the ninja said he was hunting the young Mr. Benham because his ninja-wife said that Mr. Benham "violated" her, and ran off before she could decapitate him with her bare hands.
