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Battle Ground, WA - A young man, Alex Smith was hunting Buffalo at the private ranch of a friend of the family, when he ran out of ammo for his .50 caliber semi-automatic buffalo gun.
After running out of ammo, Alex got REALLY pumped, and in the distance there was someone wailing on a guitar, hard. So Alex decided to handfight the buffalo, and he jumped on its back. After he kneed the buffalo in the nuts, the buffalo was getting pretty worn out. Alex was just getting more and more pumped, and the wailing was getting harder. So alex eventually stuck his arm in the buffalo's mouth, and ripped his genitals out from the inside. But the buffalo got a piece of him, and bi
t him on the wrist with his acidic teeth.
Alex has announced that he will be sueing the family of the buffalo for the sum of $5 million US dollars, for the scars on his arm and the trauma he was put through.
