Alpha Sigma does a body good!
March 26th? Didn't we all just go to Region Eight, you ask? Why yes, but you haven't seen the second biggest town in Nebraska. Lincoln, Nebraska hosts the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, home of Nebraska academics and yes, football. I personally have a love-hate relationship with Lincoln, Nebraska. You could say that I like the city so much that I'm in love with it. Dear reader, you look puzzled. "In love," you ask? Yes, gentle reader. I would like to get Lincoln into bed and then make sweet love to it all night. I hope your inquisitiveness has satisfied you. Anyway, back to discussing the conference.
This, dearest attendee, will be an awesomely kick-ass conference. You will
get to:
- Work at the Zoo for our Service Project!
- Eat tasty catered food from Valentino's (Pizza/Pasta)
- Meet and hang out with super hot Alpha Sigma members
- Vote for the Nebraska Section Chair
- Party where the girls are the fairest and the boys are the squarest of any old University that you knew...
Why does your website suck?
Indeed. Why does your website suck, you ask? Gentle reader, we had many New Year's Resolutions to keep, and among the top of the list was "SLIMMING DOWN." In short, we have trimmed the fat, run the rat race, and had a liposuction of graphics. In the lengthy procedure, the surgeon maliciously hacked into our tender code and sucked up all of our resource-wasting Photoshop masterpieces into the Long Suctioning Tube of Pain. Then it was deposited in the Tub of Lard and Nastiness and left to simmer in its own hideous waste. It took us months to recover, but then we found that we liked the simplicity of grayscale. "Oh, my new figure!" we were frequently heard to exclaim. "Anyone with Netscape/MSIE 5+ can access this, baby. Even people who are too broke to buy anything other than a 28.8 modem and dialup can love me for who I am." So in short, our website doesn't REALLY suck. It's just a nicer, faster way to look at the world. Like through the eyes of a dog. Arf!