I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her way. And second, let her have it. -Lyndon B. Johnson
A man has no business to marry a woman who can’t make him miserable; it means she can’t make him happy. –Gerald Villiers-Stuart
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. -Sam Levenson
A New Jersey company conducted a contest among youngsters with the theme: “The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For Me.” One answer: “He married my mother.” -Robert Sylvester
Let your wife know who’s boss right from the start. There’s no use kidding yourself. -Franklin P. Jones
It must come as a shock to most mothers when, after struggling years to civilize a son, a little five-foot girl with a sweet face tames him in a week. -Marcelene Cox
The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors; they are enormously dangers and hence enormously fascinating. -H. L. Mencken
Men never learn anything about women, but they have a lot of fun trying. -Olin Miller
A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; a sympathetic woman gets him. -Helen Rowland
Changeable women are more endurable than monotonous ones. They are sometimes murdered but seldom deserted. -George Bernard Shaw
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man’s last romance. -Oscar Wilde
Why is woman persistently regarded as a mystery? It is not that she has labored to conceal the organic and psychological facts of her constitution, but that men have showed no interest in exploring them. -Ruth Herschberger
Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. –Heywood Broun
A man is never so weak as when some woman is telling him how strong he is. -Steve Hannagan
Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. -Ambrose Bierce
A spectacle that depresses the male and makes him shudder is that of a woman looking another woman up and down to see what she is wearing. The cold, flat look that comes into a woman’s eyes when she does this, the swift coarsening of her countenance and the immediate evaporation from it of all humane quality is one reason why men fear women. -James Thurber
A man admires the woman who makes him think but he keeps away from her. He likes the woman who makes him laugh. He loves the girl who hurts him. But he marries the woman who flatters him. -Nellie B. Stull
Manliness is not all swagger and swearing and mountain climbing. Manliness is also tenderness, gentleness, consideration. You men think you can decide on who is a man, when only a woman can really know. -Robert Anderson
Men seldom makes passes at girls who wear glasses. –Dorothy Parker
A “woman driver” is one who drives like a man and gets blamed for it. -Patricia Ledger
