Williams does have this great sense of humor. He is spontaneous, well-versed, and plain hilarious. He pokes fun at almost anything. Let’s see some of his quotes down here.
ROBI WILLIAMS
(Comedian/Actor)
Williams does have this great sense of humor. He is spontaneous, well-versed, and plain hilarious. He pokes fun at almost anything. Let’s see some of his quotes down here.
The Top Ten Quotes
9. "Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are."
8. "And Congress recently approved the covert plan to assassinate Saddam Hussein. So what they've done is publicly approve the secret plan to assassinate Hussein. {Pause} I wonder if he knows."
7. "In Georgia if you're caught for sodomy they'll put you in a cell with another man who's going to sodomize you. Southern logic."
6. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
5. "Wonder what chairs think about all day. Oops, here comes another a**hole."
4. "Now in England if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun so if you commit a crime it's 'Stop, or I'll say stop again!'"
3. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
2. "Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying 'I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award.' The other is 'You want fries with that?'"
1. [on Michael Jackson]
"Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species."
10. "Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
